MTGM EXTRA! "I turned 37 and my libido is through the ROOF."
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What unique metric do Joanne and Vogue use to evaluate their neighbors?
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Don't you dare try and throw me under the bus as a person of privilege. I have no front garden. Okay, put it in the swimming pool then. Put it in the swimming pool. We've got to do something about the pigeons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be you, yeah. Just flagging that I have a sex life, Joanne, you clearly don't. Happy to answer any questions. Hello. I just can't get used to having her back. I can't get used to it. Hello. I am. I'm still here. I'm now I am dressed a little unusually today. Just if anyone's actually watching this. Joe says I look like a Roman emperor. Greek, actually. I think it's more Greek. Sorry. A Greek emperor would have worn Dutch leopard print hats.
And I didn't say emperor. I said someone from the ancient Greek times. You've elevated yourself to emperor.
I didn't say that. I think she looks like a washerwoman.
I've got
What's a washer woman?
How does turning 37 impact Vogue's libido and dating life?
Like a washer woman from the olden days. You know those women who used to wear the rags in rivers and wash people's clothes? Yes! An emperor. Have you fucking seen her?
That wasn't my words. I didn't say that.
I don't know if I just promoted myself to emperor. And yes, I'm a Roman emperor with a blonde Dutch hat because I have a time machine. I was just in Pompeii doing my bits and bobs and then I came back through my space.
Pompeii was it?
I was trying to warn them about the impending explosion of Vesuvius. See, can I shift time? Remember the butterfly effect? Remember the butterfly effect that they were like, I actually really like that film. Great film. I just don't like, I don't like Ashton Kutcher, but I think that's for other reasons. Yeah, well, he wasn't very nice to Tammy Moore, and we know that now. But the film Butterfly Effect was like, if you go back in time, every single thing you change, things you think you would change, and then it has this massive knock-on effect. I think he kind of unalived himself in the end, didn't he, Joe? Just to kind of keep the time continuing.
Well, we don't want to spoil a film, no matter how long ago it came out. No spoilers.
No one's watching anything. No one's watching anything. Do you think anyone's typing in Ashton Kutcher to Netflix? I don't think so.
Go and watch it. Go and watch the Butterfly Effect.
but Ashton Kutcher has a fairly decent career oh no sorry he's not he's been cancelled forgot about that it's not that he's been cancelled he's just like I don't agree with cancelling people unless like they're really he's just he's not he would he has questionable opinions on people that are grim oh I totally forgot about that. I forgot that him and his wife, whose name escapes me right now. Mila Kunis, Mila Kunis. Oh, they did a, they really fucked up. They did a silly, a silly Billy thing. Do you know what I always remember about them as well? This is why you should be careful what you say about yourself in the press. I always remember that they say they don't wash. And they don't, yeah, and they don't wash their kids.
And I'm just like, when I see them, no matter how, like they could be on a red carpet with suits on and I'm like smelly. Is there, is there a bit of context for that, this now? Is this, this sounds like kind of a clickbaity headline. No, but if you would like to, have you seen my headlines now? I'm not, my name's not Vogue Williams anymore. It's pregnant Vogue Williams. Of course. Well, you are pregnant. I mean, the facts track. It's my only name. That's all you are. You're just, once women are pregnant, it's really, it's all just about the pregnancy, really, from other people's perspective. Joanne, you don't remember, everybody is forgetting I'm pregnant. This pregnancy is really dragging. And I've only...
And I've only, as you know, I do keep forgetting you're pregnant. So even for the short space of time I've known you're pregnant, it's still dragging. Do they stay in longer on the fourth round? Can you imagine how it drags for me? Right? I am sick every single day. Are you? Yes. Every day I have to take tablets nonstop. So yeah, it's a bit of a drag.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What unique metric do Joanne and Vogue use to evaluate their neighbors?
0:02–1:09
2
How does turning 37 impact Vogue's libido and dating life?
1:09–4:16
3
What surprising preferences do younger men have regarding body types?
4:16–4:28
4
How do societal standards of beauty affect men and women differently?
4:28–8:53
5
What are the challenges Vogue faces while navigating pregnancy?
8:53–16:40
6
How does Vogue's experience with neighbors influence her perspective?
16:40–19:49