MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
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What is the bonus episode about?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me, the bonus episode with myself, Vogue Williams, and herself, Joanne McNally. Excuse me, Joe. Excuse me. We were right in the middle of a conversation.
We're catching up. I'd hate to get in the way of a conversation. I haven't spoken to her since this morning.
You're just there with your fucking hair, looking at us, judging us and telling us what to do. We don't appreciate it.
You let me know when you're ready.
Have you noticed that I've put my hair in a ponytail? I'm thrilled at myself.
I did, actually. Have you noticed I'm going grey?
No.
No.
Have you any greys, Joe?
No, I check every single morning, but no, not yet.
Do you? Because women are attracted to power, success, wisdom, age, all that shit, it doesn't bother us as much, whereas men are drawn to fertility. So if you have grey hair, their brain starts ticking and they're like, this woman isn't fertile. So it stands against us, but it adds to them because they're like, oh, we're like, oh, they have more resources because they're old and grey. Well, I like old and grey.
You know that director who just died, David Lynch?
yeah everyone's mad about him they're all posting about him he has his full grey hair like Joe and he's absolutely like right up my street it's sexy on men life is but not on women life is viciously unfair Joe have you anything to say about that sorry the discrepancy between the genders have you anything to say bloody sexism if you ask me mate good man Joe what's the meaning of life do you believe in God Joe do you believe in God no not really no not day to day What do you think happens when you die? Apart from you losing your hair.
Let us know.
Go on. I think you probably have a few moments of sort of thinking back through everything, seeing how it went. And maybe there's a moment or two of sort of euphoria. Jesus, Joe, hurry up with it.
And then you're done and that's it. You don't do anything.
Jo, that was really long-winded. We'll have to edit that down. Anyway, Vogue, back to yourself and myself.
Back to us. Christ alive. Don't let him have the mic. Well, you wouldn't believe what's happened to me since this morning.
What is the significance of grey hair in dating?
Go on.
As I was chatting to you two this morning, I... Oh, she's digging in. Not my plane. Not my plane. my train to Manchester and I love being on the train it's my favourite place I was wearing all my comfy clothes nothing fancy actually very unfancy like look at these runners I'm wearing my gym runners because I was like I'll save room in the case and wear the gym runners up and anyway it looked like shite And I went... I was dying to go to the toilet, so I walked out of the train to the toilet and I saw a guy I used to date. I had to start talking to him. And he actually was very sound. But I was really embarrassed. You know when you know you look like shit and you're just like... I know. Oh, God.
You never... You kind of never look like shit, though. Like, your shit... isn't that shit I would say he looked very well put together though very well put together I kind of was you've got a great base you've got a great base like yeah you're working with good structure I would say yeah There's nothing worse. When you meet your ex, you want to look like a knockout.
Anyway, then I spoke to him when we got off the train and it was kind of fine. It was less embarrassing because it's the initial shock and you're like, oh, he's not my ex, by the way. Couple of dates, not my ex. And actually was a really sound guy. But yeah, I mean, it's just, it's a, you're like, oh, hello. I wish I, fuck, fuck it, fuck.
He was a situation, we would say.
Yeah. And then I had to go to the toilet again on the train. And I was like, I'd rather piss my pants, actually.
Don't let them know you've got bowels or a bladder. They don't need to know that information.
I'd always put in a double E on a train, particularly if it's over two hours. Because I drink loads of fluids. I love that they make you tea on the train. And then if I'm in the cinema, also a double E. So I like to sit at the side of the row. So I'm not annoying anybody. I'm quite a nice person when it comes to not annoying people. Yeah. If I hop in an Aer Lingus flight, wee before we take off.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the bonus episode about?
0:10–2:21
2
What awkward moment happened on the train?
2:21
3
What is the significance of grey hair in dating?
0:41–7:25
4
How do urinary habits affect travel?
7:25
5
What is the impact of age on attraction?
1:15–6:47
6
What are red flags in relationships?
6:47–9:52
7
How do personal experiences shape perspectives?
9:52–21:25