MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
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Oh, you've gone.
You're on mute, Vogue. You've touched your mic, I think. Do you not think the pod would be better if I just kept my mic on mute now?
Should Mike be able to be muted that easily? Surely that's a flaw in the microphone. We accidentally muted about nine times a record.
All the time. Joanne, I got really embarrassed this morning. Oh, bring it. So you know the way I try to not let my mom and stuff listen to the podcast because it's like... Anyway, I was at tea school and there's... I think that's like security, but they work in the school anyway. And they just, they stand at the door and like, they obviously do stuff during the day, but they let everyone in in the mornings and let everyone out. And one of the guys was like to me, oh, I'm loving your podcast. And I was like, which one? Obviously thinking he wasn't listening to this. And he's like, the one with your, your funny friend. I was like, oh.
so now I can't do school drop off anymore and I was only thinking to last week I was like oh no I love it why do I get such a kick when straight men listen was he straight straight yeah straight how do you know was he straight now was he did he like do we know because he was wearing a shirt yeah ground fur laughing
That's actually what I said. I was watching it.
He was wearing a flannel shirt. That's how we know. And drinking a Coors Light.
He had slacks on. He had slacks on his shirt. I was watching it. I was watching Susie Ruffell, who's a comedian. I was watching her, her Insta. Yeah. And she was saying that like, she knew she was lesbian when she was watching the Titanic. She went like seven times to see Kate Winslet. But then she was like, when the Spice Girls came out, we all just loved like Sporty Spice because like, we just like, it was like our culture. It was like tracks and columns. Yeah.
pony and just like working out and she's like that was like and it was so true and poor not poor Sporty Spice but she wasn't a lesbian but everyone was like oh the lesbian one she definitely now more than myself Mel C always had a slight lesbian tint to her but apparently she's not although you know yourself now I do believe we all have three lesbian affairs in us but that's
Well, Amber told me something about lesbians that I didn't know before because we were doing our pod. Amber's doing our pod now. And there was a girl who wrote in and she was a lesbian. She was like, I really like this girl, but she's got a really, really long nails. I never thought about it. But lesbians. Yeah. And she's like, I can't tell her to cut her nails. But like, I also don't want to be gouged.
Ripped apart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that you see I just didn't think about it but there's an Irish comic called Catherine Bowhart who's gay and she opened one of the Proseccos she opened one of the Proseccos on Vicar Street and she was doing stuff on stage about nails women and lesbians and nails and I was like of course never thought of it never thought of it
And you can get a lesbian manicure in Tropical Popicle. Supposedly it's a thing. Oh, I'll have the lesbian manicure.
Right down to the nub.
Until you touch skin and it's just slightly stingy. You've one of those. Look at your nails. I always... My nails are so desperate. I'm actually ashamed of my nails when I like like look at your you've obviously just had your nails done and I look at people like yeah and then I'm like my hands start going inwards I'm trying to tuck them into my jumper.
The shame but like so because I go through phases of self-care and um kind of looking after myself it's very much swings and roundabouts and sometimes I'm really across the grooming and the keep it on top of things but as we know it's a full time gig and my nails can sometimes get to the point before I get them done again where they're they're gross like they're absolutely gross where you have to spend 400 quid on them well yeah when they get to that point of no return but they're so bad and you go in and it's like it's like having it's kind of like having what I imagine well no because the lobotomy actually isn't really that good for you but it's like a therapy when you come out with the nails with the mani and the pedi did oh
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