MTGM EXTRA! "It all just happened..."
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What unusual experience did Joanne have this week?
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have turned into cheese fully. I found a new cheese over here, Beaufort cheese. I smell of cheese. It comes out of my pores. My breath smells like cheese. I can just taste old because I'm just eating cheese all the time. When does it end?
Well, luckily for you, no matter what you seem to do, you still look like Cindy Crawford, so I wouldn't worry about it. I look like a... This is a classic competition of Irish women to say who looks the worst. I look like I've inhaled Christmas through my face. I look like a ferret. I look like I've got gout. I'm fucking disgusted with myself.
I'm having a retreat next week. Let's go on a retreat.
I'm going to rehab. I see your retreat and I'll raise you a rehabilitation centre in Arizona.
could we not just could we not start listen it's our first Christmas that we're trying this can we not just go to the Mayo Clinic you know that place in Austria where they just just let's go there for two weeks and just skip Christmas we're trying to make you relatable you've still got abs you could grate the cheese you're eating off your stomach it's not the same you're not normal did I tell you the mole update I have a mole update it's still there it's still there obviously oh my god Joanne I have to send you the pictures Gigi was drawing a sketch of you If you feel bad, I won't send it today because I didn't feel great about myself.
And then when I saw that, I felt worse. Well, when you're referencing it in the same sentence as talking about your mouth that you get dogs abused for, I can only imagine what has been done to me by that Satanistic child. We both look like potatoes. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's post-Christmas. It's always a bit of a carb vibe. Go on.
Yeah. A man told me I'm going to have to get my mole removed. He's like, it's going to keep growing. I can't have it take over my face. I don't want to be, I mean, it's at a level that's controllable, but I don't want to be one of those grannies where the kids are just like scared to come over to me because I've got a mole with a fucking plait coming out of it.
Well, that's interesting because the nose and the ears continue to grow as well, Jo. So yeah, I look forward to seeing... someone asked me the other day did you get your ears pinned back and I was like no why and she goes because you look like someone who would need to do that and I was like I don't know what that means I think that's a slam I think
That's like, how are you feeling? You look really tired. That's like the same insult.
Fuck off. It was ropey.
Anyway, Joanne, I cannot believe you went and got yourself intense salmon sperm and then stepped on stage with two, three thousand people looking at you like, what the hell is wrong with you?
It's thirteen hundred, but thanks. It's only 1,300.
How do Joanne and her friend address their self-image issues?
Five, six thousand people? To be honest, I'm so brazen with all the treatments. I'd say if I didn't walk on with half my face hanging off, they'd be like, she's getting lazy.
Do you know what I mean? I find it fascinating because she'll have an issue about something, a video that goes up for her where we all think she looks really nice, but she'll walk on stage with lumps coming out of her eyes. Yeah. I don't have the downtime. I don't know the line though, Joanne. What's the line?
I don't know. I feel like all I do at the moment is drink wine, plug shows and get tweakments. I feel like there's more to life. I think it's time. I think I'm thinking of taking up a craft.
You're aware we've been doing this podcast since 2021 and you've been drinking wine, plugging shows and getting tweet messages.
I feel comfortable knowing what's going to happen. So don't change that.
It's just nice. It's a nice narrative.
I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of it. I want more to my life. But in the same breath, we're adding a Brisbane 4pm show on whatever day that's coming up. And I also have... So I'm off to America to try and sell a peanut file. Yeah. I'm selling my wares over stateside.
I think they'll enjoy it. I think they'll wonder what the fuck is wrong with you if you go over with eyes like that but besides that.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What unusual experience did Joanne have this week?
0:02–2:46
2
How do Joanne and her friend address their self-image issues?
2:46–4:58
3
What insights do they share about personal retreats and rehabilitation?
4:58–6:32
4
What is the significance of Joanne's mole update?
6:32–12:05
5
How are changing perceptions of sexuality discussed in this episode?
12:05–19:14
6
What does the podcast reveal about the evolving relationships among women?
19:14–21:58