MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
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What is the latest from Joanne in Cape Town?
Hello, everybody. And Joanne as well. Go on. What's the news?
Well, Vogue, the news, I don't even know how to defend it. I was going to try and come up with something really like kind of moral or ethical. I'm staying in Cape Town. I'll extend my stay.
Why did Joanne extend her stay in Cape Town?
Oh, Joe, how unexpected that Joanna's extended her stay. I would never have, I'd never have thought that.
I've extended my stay. I cannot even listen to myself say, sure, I've got no kids anymore. I am sick of myself justifying my treat yourselves with the fact I've got no kids. I didn't even want to hear myself. Don't let me say, sure, I've got no kids anymore. Don't let me say it. God, Jo, she's on holidays again. She's on holidays again. I feel like even if I had a family of five, I'd forget and I'd be like, I cannot stop saying it.
I'll just cancel the studio bookings. We just won't do it in the studio anymore. It's fine. We can just do it online. Guys, it's too cold to go into studio anyway.
I'm thrilled she's staying over there. It's 2025. We work remotely now, Jo, okay? Evidently. I work from Cape Town. Cape Town. Cape Town. I've no accommodation. That doesn't matter. It's just me and 63 gay men. I'm staying.
I mean, that is literally the dream life. Do you know what? Can I say one thing as well? Like if you've already flown nine hours out there, you may as well make the most of it.
There's no point in going back and then having to go back. There's no point going back and then having to come back next year. Do you know what I mean? What's the point? Exactly. And luckily, I work for, I was going to say myself, but Vogue. And Vogue is allowing me to stay.
Joanne's going to start speaking Afrikaans to us soon she's just going to literally turn into a local I will be so turned on by you if you come home in a South African accent the floodgates will open I have to say it doesn't take much for your floodgates to open now from what I heard but I have to say
I told you, I'm on Hinge. I reset my, like, I've been operating out of Cape Town for, like, I've been here for a week, but I've been operating out of Hinge, Cape Town for three weeks now. How's it going? Do you know what, folk? Thanks for asking. okay we actually really want to know like which anyone you can search yeah hold on i'll get my journal and read what's been happening do you know what actually not great yeah i thought there was loads of riots in there yeah there are loads of riots though but i'm not their bag so i was i wish i'd done a rat dating raps do you remember i was doing their dating raps no I'm not dating so I don't know I never see them Joe did you get served up fucking parenting advice I don't get good things like dating wrapped they're really funny like your Spotify wrapped these were your top 10 songs you listened to and these are the top 10 lads there you go it's like the it's yeah it's the summary of your dating like kind of oh I like yeah it's really funny it's really funny so it's like number of hookups number of you know blah blah blah um
How's Joanne's dating scene in Cape Town?
I don't want to put you down or anything, but I just, I don't think you've, you were meant to be worldly for us and you haven't really, I mean, I'm sorry. You haven't done a great job. I'm sorry. I am, I am, Vogue, I am trying. It's like you've turned into a mermaid. Your legs are so close that they've stitched together.
I am doing, I am three hours a day on that thing. I am doing a shift every morning on Hinge to try and get something out of this place. Have you been boosting yourself? Have you gone cheap and you're not boosting yourself? I thought maybe because I was, I thought maybe. because I was far and I wouldn't have to boost. I thought maybe there'd be an extra bit of pizzazz to me, but now you're right. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to be, I'm boosting at 8pm tonight. I'll be boosting through the night, which means I won't sleep with the excitement. 8am, me and 69 guys will be going through my set, my profile. So, if I do a dating rap, do you know what actually I've realized? And I spoke to my friend about this and she was like, stop agreeing to do that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the latest from Joanne in Cape Town?
0:18–0:39
2
Why did Joanne extend her stay in Cape Town?
0:39–3:32
3
How's Joanne's dating scene in Cape Town?
3:32–6:46
4
What are the challenges of dating on apps like Hinge?
6:46–7:28
5
Why should Joanne avoid sharing her Instagram?
7:28–10:20
6
How can Joanne improve her dating profile?
10:20–12:39
7
What role does personality play in dating?
12:39
8
How does Joanne plan to boost her dating engagement?
11:08–20:01