MTGM EXTRA! "Lesbian circularity..."

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What is 'Lesbian circularity' and how is it explained?

Unknown 0:02
This is a Global Player original podcast.
Joanne McNally 0:05
I thought you were going to be a little more discreet if I'm honest, folk. You know I'm not discreet. I don't know what you're expecting. And while it brings out the worst and the lowest in me, because I'm like, oh my God, who cares? Read a novel in the same breath. I care. Do you know the deets? Do you know the deets? Joe, do you know the deets? Do you know the deets?
Vogue Williams 0:23
I'm not just going to randomly post about being married to Spencer in November. That is the month I post about my dead dad.
Joanne McNally 0:32
Women calling each other mean on the internet is, I'm going to go so far as to say, pathetic. Hello, welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Gerard McNally, Vogue Williams. Vogue, I can see Spencer's... Spenny, we can see you're naked again. This is on YouTube. He knows, this man knows exactly what he's doing. Just for the listeners, I logged in. I was logged in, but there was something wrong with my camera and I hadn't kind of registered I was here yet. And Spencer was bollock naked, like basically pointing his penis at the camera in a kind of a violent, aggressive way. It couldn't have been more in the camera. And you said, stop, stop, they're going to be on soon. And I was like, no, no, no, I'm here.
Joanne McNally 1:23
I'm here. Blinded by the light.
Vogue Williams 1:26
Blinded by the light. poor Spano he's got running running penis which isn't his best no no no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna cast judgment what I will say is there was a here he comes back here he goes he's delighted with himself a significant I'm sorry you had to see that okay I'll make sure that next time I've got at least a semi on thank you I wouldn't mind you're gonna wish you had a semi when this goes up on YouTube because we're putting up the whole dick
Joanne McNally 1:52
To be fair, he was actually covering his dick. He was covering his dick.

What big announcement is made in this episode?

Vogue Williams 1:56
I don't mind.
Joanne McNally 1:56
Oh, did you see any dick? No, he had his hand over it.
Vogue Williams 2:00
Oh, he shouldn't see it. Trails it down, please. Are they mine? Okay, we're recording now. I don't think they're yours, darling.
Joanne McNally 2:08
I think he had his hand over it. If he didn't, he's got a thumb for a penis.
Vogue Williams 2:13
He's a shower. He's a shower. He is a shower.
Joanne McNally 2:16
A significant town line. That man has clearly been in St.
Vogue Williams 2:19
Barts for six months. I am not somebody to send an unsolicited dick pic. I wouldn't do something like that. So I'm just wondering, is it OK for me to send you a full on picture of Spenny's when it's like... On a semi? I'll be honest. Can I send you a semi pic? Is that okay?
Joanne McNally 2:35
I'll be honest, folk. It's a wild, I haven't, I like to receive post. I'm traditional in that regard. Something, it'd be nice to get a physical picture. Well, yeah, it'd be nice to get something through the post that isn't from the revenue. So yes, that would be sweet.
Vogue Williams 2:49
Framed or unframed?

How do Vogue and Joanne discuss their personal lives?

Vogue Williams 2:51
Unframed, if you wouldn't mind. Framing is quite expensive, as you know.
Joanne McNally 2:54
Well, the second that came out of your mouth, I knew you were going to realise that was going to be an additional cost that you weren't willing to provide. So I know, I knew that I'd be framing it myself.
Unknown 3:04
Perhaps you could just get it laminated. Oh, that's nice.
Joanne McNally 3:07
Laminated.
Vogue Williams 3:08
Yeah.
Joanne McNally 3:08
Like a key or turned into a key ring.
Vogue Williams 3:10
Oh, I could get you a key. Oh, Joanne. Hello. I could get it printed on a pillow. You're welcome. I have some news.
Joanne McNally 3:16
I have some news. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. I would like to announce to our listeners and any news papers that I have a surrogate Oh yeah? Who's that? Well, it was supposed to be anonymous until she went like a fucking purse trap on the beach and announced it herself to try and get the traction back towards her. It's you, Vogue, as you know. I've paid you good money to have an anonymous child for me and now you just ripped it up in the Daily Mail with your own announcement pushing your belly against Spencer's. It's not even his sperm, as you know. I got it from Denmark. It's nothing to do with him.
Vogue Williams 4:04
It's nothing to do with either of us, actually. This is completely down to Joanne. I'm a mere carrier for her.

What humorous anecdotes are shared about relationships?

Joanne McNally 4:09
You are a carrier for my egg, Magaluf. If anyone's been to the show, they know that I'm in the market to have a child called Magaluf McNally.

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