Pay Pig, Hamnet & Greatest Hits
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What humorous observations do Joanne and Vogue make about sunglasses?
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Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me. We're back. It's me, Joanne McNally, and to herself. Hello, Vogue Williams.
Joanne, I didn't know you were such a Jimmy Salvo fan. Nice shades.
Listen, Vogue.
Hmm.
I'll take criticism of sunglasses from a lot of people, but I won't be you. And say what you want about Jimmy, but he's great style. He's great style. And we're similar in ways. I do a lot of charity work myself.
Did you get those glasses through a charity?
Do you like hanging around the morgue?
did you know who gave me these glasses who oh no sorry I gave them to myself I forgot because Deirdre O'Kane gave me a set of glasses once I thought they were this so I bought now the reason I'm wearing spectacles is I've had a little bit of under eye treatment done I was down in the Institute of Dermatology getting my bits and bobs, getting a few tweaks here and a few rolls there and a few jobs here and there. And I've yet to heal. I'm surprised that even concerned you.
I actually do like the shades because they are up my street. Listen to that. Well, we are in London. It's broken.
What is a 'pay pig' and how does it relate to the conversation?
Make up your fucking mind. Are you going or not going?
Yeah, like is it an emergency or not? It sounds like you're just trying to decide whether to use the siren to go home for dinner.
I posted my shades when I was skiing, but like they're ones that I only wear and I feel like I wear them as rage bait because I know they annoy people so much. So I take them on certain holidays and the amount of people ask me where they were from and I didn't, I thought they were taking the piss out of me to begin with, but they actually wanted them. You know, the real scuba ones, the black ones.
Yeah. But they're very, they'd be very cool on the off-piste, as they say, or whatever. Half-piste on the off-race ski. Off-piste. I bought these off Amazon. Why? I don't know. I loved the style of them, but I forgot. They were like 15 quid or something. So goodbye to your eyeballs. Well, do you know what, folks? See, this is why, in many ways, you're way smarter than I am. And in some ways I'm smarter than you. But when it comes to health, wellness, capitalism, business, mothering, contraception, sexual health, financial issues, you are smarter than me in those areas. And it didn't occur to me that there's a reason that sunglasses cost money because they protect your eyes. I'm basically wearing two pieces of plastic over my eyes and then walking out into the common and wondering why I can't see anything.
And I would say they actually would bring more sunlight into the eyes rather than reflecting it because they're like an orange shade. You'd be worried now. A bit of Fred West in there as well. It's just, it's an unusual mix of shade. They weren't orange when I bought them.
They've burnt from the sun, I think.
Were they clear when you bought them and now they've just turned into this dirty brown?
I love your top. Those 80s sexual predators ruined sunglasses. They all wore those big aviators and now no one can get away with wearing them. God damn you, paedophiles. I'm here to raise awareness. bringing them back well everyone guess what if you want to see the shades in question you'll have to go over to the YouTube to go and see the full episodes of Joanne and I on the YouTube it's not a great sale really it'd be better if we were topless or something wouldn't it well maybe if you were topless not a virus what would be the point of that I'll do one tit and you do two so we're equals
I'd have to get something below the waist out, to be honest, for it to make any difference.
Is there a guy that comes in? So I have two guys in my DMs at the moment. Great news. One is a pay pig. What's that?
Oh, you don't know what a pay pig is? A pay pig?
No.
I can probably guess.
Yeah. It's a man who wants to be demoralized for money. I'm actually reading a book at the moment that I'm thoroughly enjoying, which also mentions pay pigs. It's called A Language to Introduce Myself. On you, Nawabinelli. Now, I probably butchered that and I apologise.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What humorous observations do Joanne and Vogue make about sunglasses?
0:02–1:28
2
What is a 'pay pig' and how does it relate to the conversation?
1:28–12:40
3
How does Joanne describe her experience with the book 'A Language to Introduce Myself'?
12:40–34:03
4
What are the challenges of moving houses discussed by Vogue?
34:03–40:26