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Chapter 1: What happens at the London Zoo?
Chapter 2: Is it suspicious for a man to be alone at the zoo?
Well, my mom actually, when she was in Spain, this new playground opened and she was down there filming it to send me a video. And she was like, I thought maybe I shouldn't be filming it in case someone came up to me and said, why are you filming the playground?
weirdo yeah well you're not allowed to film like I because I live near Clapham Common and I'd be out kind of like filming bits and bobs and I'm always aware because there's loads of kids playing and sports and everything and I'm really conscious that if my camera's even facing that direction that someone's going to come over and taser me and drag me off in a van
Yeah, you can't.
You can't. Did you report the man for being in the zoo on his own? There's a single white male in Petting the Goats and it looks suspicious to me.
So I was obviously in Petting the Goats too. Yeah, of course. I'm a woman. I'm free to do as I please. I love goats. That's the difference. But Spenny, I came in because I was in with Theodore and Gigi, obviously. And Penny was like, have you been watching that fella? And I was like, yeah, he is. He's filming them for quite some time. But anyway, maybe he just enjoys animals.
As you said, it's quite a cool place to be.
Yeah, it is. And if that man is listening, just know that I didn't make the mental leap that you are. I didn't think that it was a bestiality situation or a non-situation. I just thought that man's trying to enjoy a single Sunday on his own.
Okay, why don't you go to single woman Sundays? Go to the zoo and go and pet goats and see how weird you feel about it.
Would you believe that?
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