Treating Myself
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What is the theme of treating oneself?
I had a day for myself yesterday. It was a heavy weekend, actually. What?
I treated myself to a day. How unusual.
No one's nicer to themselves. The only time I'm not treating myself is when I'm asleep. It's the only time I'm not treating myself. You're like, I deserve a treat. I deserve a treat. While I'm in the middle of treating myself already. I've been treating myself online a lot this week, to be honest with you. Mine's more just... Like, I just love... Do you know what I love? I love a boozy lunch. It's my favourite thing in the world. I just love a boozy lunch. And I went on a lady date with the girl that I was telling you about, the publicist. Yeah. I have a real... I love a publicist, because obviously I was one. And I was just like, let's go and have... a fucking nice day out and do a bit of PR, a bit of meeting and bond.
So we've come up with... I said it was a very little bit of PR. Was there any PR? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was PR, yeah. Did you say, how's work? Good, great, let's go. So you're a publicist, okay. 60 martinis, please. So what is a martini?
So a martini... It looks disgusting, sorry. It looks disgusting.
Soho House where I was they do regular martini dirty martini and a filthy martini. And what's in the filthy obviously? I want to know that. Three fat olives. Dirty martinis, two fat olives, clean martinis, no olives at all. What else is in there? A martini? I have no idea. What's in a martini?
What are the different types of martinis?
What's in a martini, Jo? It's just vodka.
There you go.
Let me Google it because I was asking a question.
There you go. No frills. And there's martini in there as well, isn't there?
That's what you want. No frills. Do you know what I mean? I'm hardcore. The base spirit of the martini is vodka martini, which uses vodka instead of gin. Did you have a gin or a vodka? I wouldn't tell you. No. They didn't ask and I didn't ask. They didn't ask me and I didn't ask them.
How to enjoy a boozy lunch responsibly?
Now, you've got to be careful with drinks like that because that happened to me with the old margaritas and I had... Are you still talking about the margaritas? Excuse me, I've got myself a cocktail set for your house. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like god I'm really fucked up because they taste so delicious they really go down the hatch swimmingly so you're like the problem with the martini is my lunch date was drinking wine so she was kind of taking her time with the words I was just slamming these yolks I was just trying I was trying to slow down by eating the olives and also in fairness the martinis are so disgusting that you have to try and shot them because they taste exactly I felt like your man in that thing.
We'll pause just briefly just to say, do drink responsibly.
Grow up, Joe. What's your man... Oh, do, do, do. Of course, of course, do, do, do, do. Do everything responsibly if you can.
If you can. You can't always commit to that. Allegedly.
No, you can't.
Allegedly, yeah.
You can't commit to responsibly all the time. The film where the TV show where they were making ads back in the day. Mad Men, that's it. I felt like your man in Mad Men. Jon Hamm now. He would be on the odd list for me. I had a great day. We're going to bring her into the group. I'm extending our group. I'm going out into the wild and bringing people back like a cat with a dead mouse.
Joanne's very good at that. I'm not the best. No. No, I made friends. I have a couple of new friends. I have some new friends. Yeah. Connor from the radio that I go on. What's his surname? Drew.
You didn't need to think about his surname there.
No, I didn't. Excuse me, I have to think about your surname. What's Jo's wife's name? Mrs. Ashywell.
Mrs. Ashywell. We haven't even got around to changing it yet, so that's not even right.
Mrs. Ashywell and baby Ashywell.
That's the one, yeah.
That's all, that's their names. Yeah. Josie's her name.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the theme of treating oneself?
0:28–1:56
2
What are the different types of martinis?
1:56–2:16
3
How to enjoy a boozy lunch responsibly?
2:16–4:42
4
What are the experiences of being tall in the entertainment industry?
4:42–9:11
5
What challenges arise from height differences in dance?
9:11–16:08
6
How does shrinkflation affect our favorite foods?
16:08–21:37
7
What new treats are Joanne and Vogue planning to indulge in?
21:37–38:55