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How are the hosts coping with the heat in London?
This is a global production. He looks like he'd ruin your life. I'd be happy for him to ruin my life. That's the thing. That's the problem with us. But it might be a slow burn. Well, it's not a slow burn because I watched the whole thing. Fine. It just doesn't burn. How many Greek people did you meet?
Loads. I was in Greece.
Hello and welcome. Look, Joanne, three cameras. Three cameras, one fan. Sorry, I know this is not ideal, but anyone living in and around the London area will know that it is violently hot.
It's sweat under the tit hot.
Even Vogue is sweating and Vogue hasn't done that before.
No, it's the first time for me, but there is sweat under the tit. That's where I sweat and above the tash.
Mine, it's just constant. It's just a constant. I don't think it's... Like moustache, sweat moustache. Whatever. I don't care anymore. Who cares? I have to live my life.
I did my dermaplaning as well last night. Dermaplaning. I did my shaving last night.
Call it what it is.
You might have noticed what all the... Cuts.
The cuts. She didn't. I wish she'd come in with all the tissue paper like our dads did. Do you remember? They'd go to work with like bits of bloody tissue paper stuck all over their faces.
It was the 80s. No one cared. I bought this magnifying mirror with a light on it. So I was like, when I say, now, unless Fanny didn't see them, but I just don't imagine it's true. I had actual whiskers.
Did you?
On my tash. How do you have whiskers on your tash? well it was just like is this because you're pregnant no but it was also the mole so like hair is like come out of yeah yeah and i i i turned on the magnifying mirror and i was like and then i was like how can i suspend that he didn't mention it you have you have to accept you are an animal you were we were animals we're animals i had a real good go at myself last time good for you and i was like going around i was like i wonder if it's a difference we're creatures
I remember Sue Brophy once basically saying to me, like, she was like, I don't know how to say this diplomatically. Shave your face, will you? She's like, you've got this fuzz.
What are the hosts' plans for Wimbledon and Harry Styles?
And because she's doing makeup, she's like, it drives her mad because she's putting, she's patting on this makeup. It's about six inches out from your actual face.
I know there's a couple of people. I know you're not one of them. Don't worry. Thank you. And I even spent, spent, I didn't notice the whiskers, noticed one of these people. And he was like, why, why has she got hair all over her face?
I was like I don't know I'd never have that because she's an animal there was a video going around TikTok recently and I don't know she was a beauty influencer or something and she was doing some look but she clearly whatever the way the light was it almost looked like she was kind of rage baiting because she did have a significant just like it's fuzz really like fuzz
It's like a fuzz and it's so nice when it comes off. It's very satisfying. It's caused a deep sweat on my face. And that's why if anyone sees me in the street and notices cuts all over my face, I've done that to myself.
People don't like women with hair, Jo.
Why is Joanne obsessed with her new household routine?
It's very, very controversial.
We're a toxic generation in that regard.
Well, I think it's getting better now because the bush is back apparently.
What skincare routine do the hosts discuss?
But if our generation was the worst... I'm not mad for hair. A single body hair on a woman. Yeah, because you've been brainwashed by the patriarchy.
I know, but I like the feeling of not having, like, I'd hate to be a man and have to shave my face. It's different with peach fuzz.
Yeah, I know.
Imagine having the thick hair like Joe has to have. Like, I'd hate the feeling of that on my face.
I know. All over your back, Joe. Do you have it on your back?
I do not. And I resent even mentioning that it would be possible.
Have you had your back waxed?
I have not. No, I
He's not that hairy just on his head. Well, you have a load of hair on your head.
How does the conversation shift to the topic of footballers?
Yeah, well, that's where all of it is.
I got one of those current body. Have you seen them that everyone wears? No. The electric helmet thing.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How are the hosts coping with the heat in London?
0:02–2:16
2
What are the hosts' plans for Wimbledon and Harry Styles?
2:16–3:07
3
Why is Joanne obsessed with her new household routine?
3:07–3:15
4
What skincare routine do the hosts discuss?
3:15–3:51
5
How does the conversation shift to the topic of footballers?
3:51–41:28