College Cheat
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What is the live show announcement and why should listeners attend?
She's not a people pleaser. She's just saying her truth.
I know. Refreshing to not have a people pleaser in the Petty Crimes Court today.
Oh, and and she will not be.
Petty criminals, we have a live show here in Los Angeles on September 3rd at Dynasty Typewriter. And I'm letting you know that here because I was out to dinner a few days ago and I ran into a petty criminal named Emma. Hi Emma. We chatted for a little bit and I asked her if she was coming to our live show in Los Angeles. And she goes, What live show? And I go, What? She told me she was taking a break from Instagram, which is totally minimal, but that meant that she was unaware that we had a live show coming up. So since some of you are also Also not keeping up with us on Instagram, september third, Los Angeles Dynasty Typewriter, one of my favorite venues here in LA. Now this is my home city, it's where I've been living for the last eight and a half years.
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Hey, first time for everything.
I know Riley the Magician always edits us together, but uh when we're actually recording, it's never aligned.
Speaking of our our bailiff Riley, I feel like there's a pertinent update for the court, which is our wonderful producer, editor extraordinaire Riley has moved across the pond from Los Angeles all the way to Ireland. To be closer to family. He and his wife, their family live in England and Ireland respectively, and they're two little peanuts. So he completed the behemoth task of moving from Los Angeles to Ireland. Riley, may we do a quick wellness check?
Yeah, uh would not recommend. Don't do it. Void at all costs. Yeah, we're g we're okay. I mean, I'm well. I'm well. I'm alive. My computer survived the trip, which is my main concern. Thank God. I love my big screen. But yes, we're here, we're alive, and now we have three time zones to worry about on this show. Oh my gosh, you're so r I hadn't even really clocked that yet. We do.
Well, no regrets, Riley.
Not yet. I mean like it has rained the entire time I've been here and we did say very explicitly when we moved like we should move in summer 'cause it'll feel better 'cause it'll be nicer weather. And it is truly like the same weather it is at Christmas here. So when some you lose some.
Yeah, what you can do.
Well thank you for all that you do.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the live show announcement and why should listeners attend?
0:00–5:39
2
How do the hosts introduce the episode’s theme of academic dishonesty?
5:39–11:54
3
What details are revealed about Jeannie’s cheating scheme?
11:54–18:19
4
How do the hosts weigh the moral and legal implications of the cheating?
18:19–25:19
5
What arguments are made about using formal academic channels versus informal punishment?
25:19–32:55
6
How do the hosts decide on the verdict for Jeannie and the faculty involved?
32:55–38:33
7
What final thoughts and take‑aways do the hosts share about cheating and future lawyers?
38:33–45:53
8
What sponsor messages and closing remarks wrap up the episode?
45:53–51:14