Ghosting Gwendolyn

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Griff Stark-Ennis 0:00
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Griff Stark-Ennis 0:42
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Griff Stark-Ennis 1:23
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Griff Stark-Ennis 2:03
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Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 2:37
It feels like they're treating her like a ghost. Ten people mutually agreeing to ignore their colleague. So much she's unaware of.
Griff Stark-Ennis 2:53
Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. Hi, Kira.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:03
Hello. Griff, the theme of today's crime, if I had to say, would be exclusion.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:11
Oh, wow. Exclusion. Yeah. You know, believe it or not, that's something I'm used to. I'm very curious where that's going to lead us. Kira, thank you for the theme. Anything interesting going on on your end?
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:21
Not a damn thing. How about you?
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:23
Not really.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:24
Great. Let's get to the crime. Okay. So today I'm extremely excited about this crime because it is our first petty crime submitted from the small but mighty nation of Wales.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:35
Wales. Oh, okay.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:37
This is our very first Welsh petty crime.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:40
Right. And my last name Stark hails from Welsh language.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:45
Well, good thing you're adopted. Yeah.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:47
Because I'm adopted, I'm tied to this crime.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:51
Exactly. Well, because you're adopted, we can say you're officially exonerated.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:55
OK, got it. Well, I'll wait to hear the crime before we rule on that.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 4:00
So this is our very first crime we've ever received from Wales.

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