Puke in the Papasan
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
They puked near the papasan.
This isn't a front.
This is war.
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What sponsors and summer style picks do the hosts mention at the start of the episode?
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Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. If yesterday, July 13th, felt a little bit unusual to you, if you sensed an energy in the air, if your day just felt a little more intentional than usual... If you found yourself texting a dear friend with a period at the end of the sentence just to scare the shit out of them, maybe you posted bulge on grid. Well, it might have been because yesterday was Griff's birthday. Woohoo!
34, I've been here before.
Griff, by the time this episode's coming out, you will be on the farm with family, seeing all your dear summer friends on the river. Yep. Any plans for while you're away?
No, it's so funny. Like, I never have concrete plans heading to the farm. It's very much a just sink back into the land, sink back into home. Obviously see those friends that you've actually met now.
Yeah.
All of whom are just, you know, lifelong best, best friends.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:42
2
What sponsors and summer style picks do the hosts mention at the start of the episode?
0:42–10:06
3
How do the hosts introduce the Petty Crimes format and birthday shoutouts?
10:06–24:17
4
What background does the submitter ‘Grace’ give about the off‑campus apartment and trash problems?
24:17–57:22