Romanian Sex Pact

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Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 0:00
The light looked really beautiful on you.
Griff Stark-Ennis 0:01
The light looked beautiful on you.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 0:03
Tanners of the world that are listening, you get one of these. If she doesn't reply, don't you dare send her another photo of herself.
Griff Stark-Ennis 0:09
Damn.
Griff Stark-Ennis 0:16
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Griff Stark-Ennis 0:57
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Griff Stark-Ennis 1:41
quince.com slash pettycrimes. Thank you, Quince. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. For those of you who are just joining us, welcome into the Petty Crimes Court. This is a podcast where we are given by our lovely listeners petty crimes from their lives to dissect, rule upon, and if we remember, sentence.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 2:07
And today is no different. Today's crime deals with a long distance relationship and some bad boy behavior.
Griff Stark-Ennis 2:16
Oh, no. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. I've got lots of questions already, but I can't wait to hear.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 2:24
Well, Griff, I had a question for you before we launch in.
Griff Stark-Ennis 2:27
Okay.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 2:27
Have you ever had a pen pal, like a romantic pen pal?
Griff Stark-Ennis 2:33
I absolutely have. And I actually was just at dinner with a good friend of mine called Zach, and he's not for that. He's very like, what's the point of corresponding long distance if they're not going to be immediately there to satisfy you?
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 2:46
Have you no romance? How dare you?
Griff Stark-Ennis 2:51
You know, he did warm up to it. You know, his eyes thawed a little bit after our conversation. But yeah, I'm like, honestly, between you, me and like the listeners, I have someone in Boston who I used to hook up with, who I, you know, sometimes need to stay with because I do overnight layovers. And so, you know, usually end of June correspondence starts to warm up with me and this person.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:15
Oh, you start talking to the pen pal a little bit more when the trip is approaching. Hold that thought, listeners.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:25
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm for it, though. I'm single. I think maybe obviously it has different interpretations when you're in a relationship, especially a closed relationship. Of course. In this case, we were talking about an open relationship between the two friends of ours. And one of them had a correspondence long distance. And I think my friend Zach was like, what's the point? So, yeah, I've got thoughts. I've got experience. What say you? Am I your only romantic pen pal, Kira?
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:54
Yeah, of course.
Griff Stark-Ennis 3:56
Yes.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 3:57
The point is love. The point is love. Shall we get to the crime?
Griff Stark-Ennis 4:02
Let's get to the crime. I don't really care how you're doing. So let's just let's let's go.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 4:07
Well, good, because I'm bad. No, I'm great.
Griff Stark-Ennis 4:10
You're a bad boy.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 4:11
Kira and Griff, I have a crime I committed, but I need to know if it was justified in the eyes of the petty law. Let's begin, shall we?
Unknown 4:22
We shall.
Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 4:22
This crime took place in 2009 when I was 23, and it involves me, who you can call Becca, my boyfriend, Tanner, and the mysterious Vonda.

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