846. Andy & DJ CTI: Joy Reid Show Canceled, Apple To Invest $500 Billion in U.S. & Trump Issues Dire WWIII Warning
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Sleepin' on the floor, now my jewelry box froze Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold Bad bitch, booty swole, got her on bankroll Can't fold, that's a no, headshot, case closed
what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome the reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet uh we're gonna get right into it man don't forget um to pay the fee we don't run ads on the show we're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads and uh we just ask very simply that you help us grow the show all right so uh if it makes you think if it makes you laugh it gives you new perspective to teach you something do us a favor and don't be a hoe share the show what's up dude What's going on, man? Not much. Yeah, before we get too far into it, just as a reminder, we do have Real American Freedom Gear Drop, which will be tomorrow night, Wednesday, at 7 p.m. Central Time.
that's at real america freedom gear.com you guys ask all the time where can i get the bison stuff that's where you get it so uh real america freedom gear.com 7 p.m tomorrow night uh we'll have a release we usually sell out pretty quick so if you are interested and by the way we have some really cool shit on this release if you're interested in that um Be online 7 p.m. tomorrow night. Yep. All right. Don't be late. No ads. That's a date. That's not an ad.
That was kind of an ad. No, that wasn't an ad. That wasn't an ad. Yeah, man, what's going on, man?
Oh, not much, dude. Just doing the thing, dude. Yeah. You know, I just put out a... I just literally typed out a post on my Instagram. You know, I haven't done other people's podcasts. I get asked all the time to do other people's shows, and I get asked quite a bit to do different kinds of shows, entrepreneur shows, political shows, and then car YouTube shows. And I've decided... That now would be a good time for me to do some of those. So I, um, if you know someone, uh, that would like to have me on their show, um, there's a link on my website. Go tell them to fill it out. I'm going to pick, you know, a handful of shows to do. Um, Yeah.
That'd be sick. Yeah. I remember we got that invite for that one show. It was like the bros in the bathroom or somewhere.
Yeah, I did that one.
Yeah, they never heard that one.
No, they never heard it. It was not safe for work. I'm not going to turn those ones down. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man. Bro talk in the shower.
That's my jam. That's going to be a pretty cool concept, too. Just water running.
Sword fight. The segment would be, now we're ready for the sword fight.
Yeah, we definitely got Andy in here today.
That's right. No, but dude, you know, there's a lot of these dudes out here charging people to do their website or their fucking podcast, and they haven't even done anything. I just want to give back a little bit. I haven't done it in five, six years. Wait a minute. yeah and uh just something that if you're interested you know and you know someone that would like me have me go on uh go on the page fill out the link there's a link on my website uh it says book andy i'm gonna do a couple car shows and a couple podcasts not a lot but just a couple
I'd be sick, man. I'd be sick. Oh, yeah, man. It's Monday while we're recording this show. A lot of stuff happening. CTI is normal. And I try to keep people on their toes. I try to keep the people up to date and happy and entertained. So with that being said, I got a brand new segment. Oh, yeah? Brand new segment, guys, coming to you right now. This brand new segment. Who's the sponsor by the day?
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