850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome...
motherfucking reality guys i'm gonna get right into it don't forget to share the show we don't run ads on the show we ask very simply that you help us grow the show and i know a lot of you guys do this but there's a lot of you that don't too don't take advantage don't be a shit bag don't be a whore don't be a hoe share the show yeah there you go i picked it up but you put down yeah i see that yeah it's because i did this What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah. A great day in America.
It is. It's always a great day in America. It is. Speaking of America, I think Syed will be happy about it. I made chicken shawarma the other night. Chicken shawarma, bro? Is that American? My house smelled like India. That sounds like an Indian.
Chicken shawarma is not an Indian dish.
It's Middle Eastern. It is? Yeah. It's all the same. It smelled like over there. Yeah.
Anything outside of America is the same. That's right. It all smells the same.
I didn't say that. That's fucking, hey, that's fucking racist. I'm sorry.
You shouldn't be racist in the first five minutes of the show.
No, we have to have racist immunity the rest of the show and you just fucked it up. Yeah. So at what point can we kick it in there? Four and a half minutes. Start the timer. We're at 124. Hey, are you going to tell everybody about your new job? My new job? Yeah, your new job. First form. Product development. Oh.
Yeah, so thank you for bringing that up.
Yeah, I want to show you guys something.
Yeah, I didn't know if we were going to make that a public statement.
So DJ got a new job at First Form as a product developer. He came up with this. First flavor that I decided to release. He wanted to do great, but we got watermelon.
And, I mean, dude, I thought it was perfect. The flavor, I mean.
Oh, fuck, dude. No, real talk, I had to bring this in. Can't get better than that. No, I had to bring this in because it's so good. This is the, and we don't do ads on the show, but since I own the company, it doesn't count. No. Right? I like to share with you guys, you know, only the best of the best of the best things that make me say, wow. And this is one of them. This is the new first form, Formula One Clear. It mixes up like a juice. Dude, it's delicious. Oh, you tried it? I tried it, yeah, of course. Come on, Andy. Yeah, I forgot you developed it.
Yeah, product sampling.
So DJ did develop it, so it's got 4,000 calories per scoop. So that's the bad part. No, it's 90 calories, dude, and it is fucking amazing. I did not think that the clear would be this good. Yeah, it's the best I ever had. So I just wanted to share that with you guys. A lot of you guys are always asking... what i'm taking or what i'm using now and this is what i've been using lately for my post workout this and the lemonade so i was just teasing about dj um making it uh he did request the flavor profile but uh it was a good one yeah you know we came out with the first watermelon protein ever back in like 2009 no i didn't know that yeah and it's it was always my favorite but this is uh this is a different level yeah so anyway i just wanted to share that with you guys um
I mean, dude, we offer 110% money back guarantee on everything that we do. So if you fucking try it and it's not good, you can get your money back. If you don't like it, you're probably racist. Yeah, that's a fact. It is what it is. If you can't laugh at jokes, you're probably racist too. Definitely racist if you can't laugh at racist jokes. So good job on that product, bro. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
Just wait for my next flavor.
We're gonna do cream soda next, so you can make fun of me. I was thinking like 11 herbs and spices. 11 herbs? And spices, yeah. I was thinking saltines. What, what, what, what, what? We're doing raisin flavor next for the white people.
Yeah.
Bro, we are. We're doing raisins for all you white folks. Fuck yeah, man. We're going to, that's going to be the next thing. We're the first guys ever to come out with raisin flavored protein. We're fucking doing it. It's fucking happening. I'll be honest.
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