Episode 2797 CWSA 04/02/25
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I don't have anything to say about that, but when people who are younger than me die, it bothers me a little extra, I have to say. So rest in peace, Val Kilmer. All right, shall we do some fake news? Let's look at some fake news. According to Futurism, Maggie Harrison Dupre is writing that after a single concussion, kids are 15% less likely to go to college. Does that sound like real science to you? After one concussion, kids are 15% less likely to go to college. Do you know what else could be behind that number? Could it be that smart kids get fewer head injuries? I'm just asking. If I showed you a bunch of mathletes, and they were standing next to a bunch of athletes, the athletes probably are going to break their heads a little bit more often, and the mathletes are probably going to be... joining the band and maybe working on the, I don't know, working on some clubs.
I hate to be all stereotypical, but I'm pretty sure that intelligence is highly correlated with protecting your head. What do you think? Do you think that people of all intelligence levels are equally likely to wear a helmet? To ride a bicycle? It's not been my experience. My experience is the dumber you are, the less likely you'll wear a helmet when you're riding your bicycle. Anyway, I thought that was funny. Well, the Wisconsin Supreme Court elections didn't go the way a lot of Republicans wanted it to go. So the Democrat Crawford won, which means that there will be likely some reapportionment, which means Wisconsin will subtract some Republicans and add some Democrats to the House, which means the Republicans could lose the majority in the house.
Now, I don't know how close it is to guaranteeing that that will happen. How close are we to guaranteeing that we lose the majority or Republicans lose? Is it just very likely or is it guaranteed now? Cause I think it happened, but let's talk about why that happened. Why the heck did that happen? Um, According to The Hill, they say that Elon Musk might be toxic to elections. Charlie Kirk says that the low propensity voters, a lot of low propensity voters voted for Trump. But if Trump's not on the ticket, are they really going to show up for a local election? That might be part of it. I think a lot of it is that the Democrats had nothing else going for them. So they had this one thing that if they could find this clever way to sort of beat the system, that they wouldn't have to act like they live in a democratic society. They'd rather live in a lawfare-driven kleptocracy or something. So they found this little weaselly way to win if they could put all their energy into it. But they didn't have anything else to put energy into. They had no policies, no
no ideas, but they sure like this idea of reapportioning so they have power. So some of it has to do with the fact that nothing else was happening, and so they could put all of their hopes and dreams and energy into this one little Weasley thing. And I'll tell you, Democrats love Weasley shit. It's like, lawfare? Sign me up. Reapportion to win? Absolutely. So it's all trickery, trickery and schemes. So, but do you think Elon Musk is toxic to elections and that that might lead to the midterms? Do you think the midterms will go poorly because of Elon? Well, that might, the interesting part is that he'll be done with his role. It's supposed to only last 130 days, so he'll be done, I don't know, for the summer or something.
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