1310 - A Cop Crush, Dating Drama & Life After Fire!
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Okay, so my question is My question is Got a problem you can't fix.
Bras
and mochie got you. Stella, welcome to Fix My Life. What in your life needs fixing, girl?
How do I tell my best friend I need a break from her dating drama?
Stella, you wrote us this. Hey Rosamoka, fix my life. My best friend's been on the apps since March, and because we talk every day, her dating life has become a big part of mine too. We share everything. The first dates are always promising. Guys are on their best behavior, and we get excited. By the second or third date, the red flags start flying. She's a total catch, and it sucks watching her go through this cycle over and over. At this point, I I don't even remember names anymore. There's the bald guy, the one with the numbing cream, the hot one, the narcissist, the electrician, the cop. I can't keep up. Part of me wants to ask her not to tell me anything unless it's serious, like meet the family kind of serious.
But that also gives me anxiety. What if weeks go by, then she introduces me to her new boyfriend and I can't stand him. So you wanna know.
You don't want to know.
Yeah.
Is it because it's too much information or is it because it's too much information that you just can't deal with and it's like the same thing over and over again?
How does Stella describe her best friend’s exhausting dating drama?
Uh
it's both of it.
I g I get I get that. Like she, you know, confides in you and things are great and you're giving her all sorts of great advice. Oh my God, go for it. This guy sounds great and now you're invested. And the second date, uh, the guy at the numbing cream turns out to be a total douche. And then and then and then what do you say? Right. So it's just you're on this perpetual cycle of, you know, propping up your friend, and then when it doesn't work out, you gotta kinda be there to catch her, right? It's exhausting. It's exhausting.
And what about you? Like, are you in a relationship right now? Like, is this taxing on on your love life?
Yes, I'm in a very healthy relationship. So that's the part that sucks, because it's like I can't just hate all men. Because I'm like, I have a great man.
Yeah. Yeah. And you shouldn't. You shouldn't do that, you know, all men suck kind of thing. But you also want to be there for your friend, right? That's your homegirl right there.
Exactly. Is
she only Only
is she only on the apps? Um, no, we've she's met some people through other p people as well, like friends of I introduced her to some people too and it's just it's bad out there guys.
So when you say red flags, like give us some red flags here. Like what are what what is she experiencing?
Oh my goodness. There's so many red flags. It's like where they I I find sometimes when they're calling you like baby and like honey and sweetheart so quickly, I'm like it's 'cause he can't remember your name 'cause he's talking to multiple girls. Right? That's like
Um and what what age group are we dealing with here? Like how old is she? How old is she uh the guys that she's going out with?
Mid thirties.
Okay. And when you say she's a total catch, what makes her a total catch?
She's just she's smart, she's beautiful, she's like she's not like hyper independent, but she's, you know, independent. She's got all of her she know, she's got her own place, like she's got her career figured out, like she's ready. Like she wants to get married and have children, you know, that's where she's at in life and it's just the guys are just wasting her time.
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