1643 - Roz & Mocha Retro Show: Fall, Falsettos & Jokes
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What is the theme of today’s Retro Show and how does it relate to the start of fall?
This is the Roz and Mocha Retro Show. Roz, Roz, and Mocha. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. We are back again, Maury.
Hi, Jim.
How are you?
Okay, we're whispering right now. No,
we're doing ASMR. Oh, why? Because people like the ASMR.
You think people are enjoying this ASMR? Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you think people are enjoying this ASMR? With ASMR, with people, you have to tap. You have to, like, with your hands, like.
um to the rosa mocha retro show this is where maury and i creepily sometimes that was not no no sorry this is this is where this is where we dig into the archives of the rosa mocha show and give you memories long lasting Oh, memories. Sorry. Memories. We hope that you enjoy this. Maury is going to go ahead and he's going to tell you what the theme
is right now. I can't do this
anymore. I'm so creeped out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Even I
can't do this anymore. All I'm doing is looking at your lips.
All right, Maury. What's the theme for today?
So it's fall. It is. So I typed fall into our archives. And I got to tell you, like the archives, I don't think people understand. Like it literally is a massive room.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
You know
those shelves? Like do you know those like long shelves and you have the thing you turn and it can move the different shelves left to right?
That's what the Rosamund archives is like.
Like we literally, when I think of a word or a theme, I have to go in, I have to book time.
Yeah. And go in
there. Talk to security. And turn the shelves
and
find, and they're on beta tapes.
Wow.
That's a lot of work for the folks. You do a lot to entertain the folks.
You have no idea.
So I
typed in fall, and what I was able to find in the archive system was the following. So we're going to 2013. Remember, the theme's fall. So Justin Timberlake's falsetto versus Maury's falsetto. For those at home that don't know, Shem, what is a falsetto? It's like your head voice. It's like,
when you sing like this.
That's your falsetto.
So let's play the clip from 2013. Oh, yeah.
Roz and Mocha, Retro 2013. Hey, do you have that clip of Timberlake singing for Obama yesterday? Uh...
Yes! Mr. President, everybody, come
on.
Sitting
on the dock of
the
bay Watching the tide roll away
By yourself. You, you're
sitting... that's a falsetto
that man's
got a falsetto or as mori calls it falsetto
mori please my love he's eating oh yeah yeah can you spit your food in the garbage before you come in
what are you eating by the way mori
you know the you know the rule What are you eating, Maury?
An egg.
Oh. You know what? What? I'm telling you, man. If you wouldn't eat it in a stranger's car, don't eat it at work. For real. That's the rule on eating
at work. Pause, Maury. The other day, Maury peeled an egg in the DJ booth. It was last Friday before Climax started his mix. And the entire DJ booth smelled
like egg for like an hour. Just remember that, okay? If you wouldn't eat it in a stranger's car, don't eat it at work.
I would eat an
egg in a
stranger's car. No, you
wouldn't.
No, you wouldn't. If I need to eat, I need to eat.
Oh, why? Because you're an athlete? Are you training? What do you mean?
You're regimented?
You can't
wait to eat an
egg? I'm always hungry. Maury sent me a picture of himself yesterday. Oh, no. With an entire tub of ice cream on his lap with a spoon stuck in the top of it. Like he's a 13-year-old girl that just got dumped.
Ha! Why would you send Roz a picture of you eating ice cream?
That's a whole other story. He needs constant contact with me during the day. Apparently. And when I ignore him, he starts, that's more his version of a sexy pic. You know sometimes when you're in a relationship and the relationship is starting out and you don't talk to each other for a long time and you just need to have that contact. So you send a sexy message or a sexy pic or something like
that. Like thinking of you. Thinking of you. Can't wait to see you. Yeah,
that's more his version of thinking of you. Can't wait to see you. Ice cream. Here's my jammies
and And
ice cream. What kind of ice cream? And then
I don't
care. Nobody cares. And then I don't respond and then it upsets him and then he just writes nice chat afterwards.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the theme of today’s Retro Show and how does it relate to the start of fall?
0:00–5:05
2
How does Maury’s 2013 falsetto battle with Justin Timberlake sound?
5:05–7:38
3
Why do the hosts argue whether the season should be called “fall” or “autumn”?
7:38–10:03
4
What classic 2016 fall jokes do the crew bring back for the audience?
10:03–11:50
5
How did Dan and Maury hit the streets in 2016 to get listeners ready for fall?
11:50–13:29
6
What are the best autumn‑themed one‑liners (leaf, tree, and car jokes) shared on the show?
13:29–14:34
7
How do the hosts wrap up the episode with a fall‑inspired song and ASMR bits?
14:34–15:41
Speakers
4 identifiedMore from Roz & Mocha
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