1643 - Roz & Mocha Retro Show: Fall, Falsettos & Jokes

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What is the theme of today’s Retro Show and how does it relate to the start of fall?

Shem Omar 0:00
This is the Roz and Mocha Retro Show. Roz, Roz, and Mocha. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. We are back again, Maury.
Dammit Maury 0:10
Hi, Jim.
How are you?
Shem Omar 0:12
Okay, we're whispering right now. No,
Dammit Maury 0:13
we're doing ASMR. Oh, why? Because people like the ASMR.
Shem Omar 0:19
You think people are enjoying this ASMR? Oh, I'm sorry.
Dammit Maury 0:22
Do you think people are enjoying this ASMR? With ASMR, with people, you have to tap. You have to, like, with your hands, like.
Unknown 0:30
um to the rosa mocha retro show this is where maury and i creepily sometimes that was not no no sorry this is this is where this is where we dig into the archives of the rosa mocha show and give you memories long lasting Oh, memories. Sorry. Memories. We hope that you enjoy this. Maury is going to go ahead and he's going to tell you what the theme
Dammit Maury 1:08
is right now. I can't do this
Shem Omar 1:09
anymore. I'm so creeped out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Even I
Dammit Maury 1:11
can't do this anymore. All I'm doing is looking at your lips.
Shem Omar 1:15
All right, Maury. What's the theme for today?
Dammit Maury 1:17
So it's fall. It is. So I typed fall into our archives. And I got to tell you, like the archives, I don't think people understand. Like it literally is a massive room.
Shem Omar 1:27
Yeah.
Dammit Maury 1:28
Well, yeah.
Shem Omar 1:28
You know
Dammit Maury 1:28
those shelves? Like do you know those like long shelves and you have the thing you turn and it can move the different shelves left to right?
Shem Omar 1:36
That's what the Rosamund archives is like.
Dammit Maury 1:37
Like we literally, when I think of a word or a theme, I have to go in, I have to book time.
Shem Omar 1:43
Yeah. And go in
Dammit Maury 1:43
there. Talk to security. And turn the shelves
Shem Omar 1:46
and
Dammit Maury 1:46
find, and they're on beta tapes.
Wow.
Shem Omar 1:49
That's a lot of work for the folks. You do a lot to entertain the folks.
Dammit Maury 1:52
You have no idea.
Shem Omar 1:54
So I
Dammit Maury 1:54
typed in fall, and what I was able to find in the archive system was the following. So we're going to 2013. Remember, the theme's fall. So Justin Timberlake's falsetto versus Maury's falsetto. For those at home that don't know, Shem, what is a falsetto? It's like your head voice. It's like,
Corey (Parks) 2:15
when you sing like this.
Shem Omar 2:17
That's your falsetto.
Corey (Parks) 2:18
So let's play the clip from 2013. Oh, yeah.
Roz Weston 2:24
Roz and Mocha, Retro 2013. Hey, do you have that clip of Timberlake singing for Obama yesterday? Uh...
Mocha 2:35
Yes! Mr. President, everybody, come
Corey (Parks) 2:39
on.
Mocha 2:39
Sitting
Corey (Parks) 2:39
on the dock of
Mocha 2:41
the
Corey (Parks) 2:42
bay Watching the tide roll away
Mocha 2:46
By yourself. You, you're
Corey (Parks) 2:48
sitting... that's a falsetto
Roz Weston 2:54
that man's
Mocha 3:01
got a falsetto or as mori calls it falsetto
Roz Weston 3:04
mori please my love he's eating oh yeah yeah can you spit your food in the garbage before you come in
Mocha 3:09
what are you eating by the way mori
Roz Weston 3:12
you know the you know the rule What are you eating, Maury?
Dammit Maury 3:15
An egg.
Roz Weston 3:17
Oh. You know what? What? I'm telling you, man. If you wouldn't eat it in a stranger's car, don't eat it at work. For real. That's the rule on eating
Mocha 3:28
at work. Pause, Maury. The other day, Maury peeled an egg in the DJ booth. It was last Friday before Climax started his mix. And the entire DJ booth smelled
Roz Weston 3:44
like egg for like an hour. Just remember that, okay? If you wouldn't eat it in a stranger's car, don't eat it at work.
Dammit Maury 3:51
I would eat an
Roz Weston 3:52
egg in a
Dammit Maury 3:52
stranger's car. No, you
Roz Weston 3:53
wouldn't.
Dammit Maury 3:54
No, you wouldn't. If I need to eat, I need to eat.
Roz Weston 3:57
Oh, why? Because you're an athlete? Are you training? What do you mean?
Dammit Maury 4:01
You're regimented?
Roz Weston 4:02
You can't
Unknown 4:04
wait to eat an
Roz Weston 4:04
egg? I'm always hungry. Maury sent me a picture of himself yesterday. Oh, no. With an entire tub of ice cream on his lap with a spoon stuck in the top of it. Like he's a 13-year-old girl that just got dumped.
Mocha 4:16
Ha! Why would you send Roz a picture of you eating ice cream?
Roz Weston 4:20
That's a whole other story. He needs constant contact with me during the day. Apparently. And when I ignore him, he starts, that's more his version of a sexy pic. You know sometimes when you're in a relationship and the relationship is starting out and you don't talk to each other for a long time and you just need to have that contact. So you send a sexy message or a sexy pic or something like
Mocha 4:38
that. Like thinking of you. Thinking of you. Can't wait to see you. Yeah,
Roz Weston 4:41
that's more his version of thinking of you. Can't wait to see you. Ice cream. Here's my jammies
Mocha 4:47
and And
Roz Weston 4:48
ice cream. What kind of ice cream? And then
Mocha 4:50
I don't
Roz Weston 4:50
care. Nobody cares. And then I don't respond and then it upsets him and then he just writes nice chat afterwards.

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