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Chapter 1: What did Kane and Kingy do over the weekend?
Cain and Kingy. Yep, it is a large one. It is a gigantic fireball for your Monday. Couldn't be bigger, actually. We've got that much to get through. I'm not sure how it's going to happen in the next three hours. Three headline interviews. Chris Davies is going to join us. So looking forward to doing that after some issues last week. Harry Sheasley is going to join us after some issues last year.
And Tom Morris is going to join us after issues every single week. The agenda, your feedback, first thoughts. Get up early. We've arrived. David King's here.
Chapter 2: What insights does Jackie Epstein provide in her latest article?
Kingy, good morning. Morning, Conzie. Always good to be here. Always good to just actually be here at six when the show starts. Always a nervous overnight event, isn't it? Don't sleep in, don't sleep in, don't sleep in. I'm fearing there's one coming in the back half of the year. I'll be nervous about this. You've got one up your sleeve. I know. I might just use it on purpose at some stage.
How's your weekend? How'd you go? Had a bit of fun? Well, it was busy.
Chapter 3: How does Kingy analyze the centre bounce strategy?
Yeah, it was good, but spent it at home, which is always nice. Did the Adelaide game, which was good. Good game. Went and saw Toy Story with the family, which I probably didn't need to, but just... What, just to get out of the house for a bit? Yeah, things you do to catch up with the kids. But no, it was good. But I've got a lot to get through, Kingy.
I've noticed there's a lot of stuff on your sheet. I just thought I was a fraction. Before you do that, I've noticed a couple of things starting to creep in with your props. I noticed there's the first up in the background with Kane Corns. We let that slide. We didn't worry about that. We let that go. It goes out on all our socials.
Chapter 4: What happened with the Socceroos' match against the USA?
Yeah, that's all right. Bit of self-promotion. No problem. Now we've got a bloody Channel 7 microphone finding its way in there. What about the microphone sock? What's that rubbish? Live and free on Channel 7, if you don't mind. Well, how did that get in there? I had to. That's a new prop, isn't it? I had to. You made a conscious decision to put that in. No, no. What the hell is it doing there?
I did the Sunday footy feast yesterday.
Chapter 5: What is the latest on Victoria's machete bin issue?
So in this position. So I thought I'll change the microphone sock from the AFL one to seven. It's a professional that I am. Yeah. I just thought.
are you allowing that i will review original vision from four shows ago and just highlight the props that are finding their way in this is obscene what's going on wow i've got a i've got a sheet so that's handy that's good yeah that's really good i'm looking forward to the she's same yeah you remember um yeah i know you've got a lot to get to but later on i want to revisit something we tried with the she's
We'll get snowed in. Gather round. Remember? We tried to play this. I couldn't move my lips. It was that cold in that little wind tunnel they had us in at gather round. We might play it later. We might play it later. It's a bit of fun.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights from the Ballers at the World Cup?
It's a bit of fun. But we couldn't move that day. That was one of our worst. That was a rough day. Oh, man. That was a rough day. I don't think since Level 5 would dare.
get us up to those shenanigans ever again nah nah nah you got a lot to get through today I do I do because I just thought I was a fraction I feel like there's a lot coming at me too which I need to get just a little bit your sort of collateral damage just off to the side of a couple of I know that that's a major part of this show I've been collateral damage It's a familiar position.
I just want to start with something that you brought to our attention last year of how our friend Jackie Epstein can ruin a function with the best of them. And it's... So usually it's sort of grand final time where you say, just look, if Jackie's in the crowd, just hold your best stuff. Well, it's happened already. It's happened already.
I'm not sure if you caught up with the Herald Sun on the weekend, but...
Chapter 7: What is Kane's investigation into 'Media-Ocre' about?
What did she get? Tony Jones couldn't resist having a dig at his old sparring partner, Tom Morris, during the male hug lunch on Friday. Now, I'm assuming TJ thought it was a friendly room, a private room. Chatham House rules. Tom Morris was there, and they've got a good little sort of banter going on after they worked together, and now they don't.
And Jones, who was hosting the event, has just been quoted left, right, and center. From our girl Functions Girl. Yeah. She's living in a functions world. She's living in a functions world. Already, but we're only in, what is it? Like, what month is it? June. So she got Bucks. Yep.
Chapter 8: What observations did Kane make on First Crack?
Simon Goodwin. Yep. She got me and Dale Thomas, I reckon. Daisy a couple of times, I reckon. Yep. He gave you a good old-fashioned strafing or two. He's got TJ. I sort of enjoy it. Tony Jones admits he's one syllable away from getting cancelled at star-studded event. One syllable? Yeah. That's a clickable headline, isn't it? That's a good headline. Yeah.
Not as good as toilet trauma, but... You did have a little issue or two. I did hear from the... The head of Marvel Stadium who said they're now making bigger signs. How confusing are toilet signs, by the way? Sometimes you have to stand there and think, now, is that a male or a female? What the hell is that thing? It's a bit like you with the centre bounce at the moment. Well, let's get to that.
Let's get to that. Because what I tried to say and what came out were two different things. Do you want to lead us into it first, or would you like me to self-report? Well, did you think that the social team could have done you a solid? At Fox? Yes. They just thought, hey, we're thinking about posting this, but we sort of feel like it's not in your best interest. Nah. Nah, they'd never do that.
I don't mind. I'll be honest with you. I don't really take myself too seriously. So I don't mind when this happens. But they'll be ringing in three weeks. Hey, can we get your opinion on, you know, they've sacked Brad Scott. Can we have a chat about that? Yeah, no, that'd be good. Yeah, that'd be excellent. You'll repay the faith. You never know who's put it up.
I think I get what you were trying to say. What I was trying to say, it's been a long few days. Yeah, 14 hours on a Saturday. It gets to you. What I was trying to say. It was like when you said coming. Yeah, exactly. Everything happens in the wrong. 11 o'clock. Play it first and then I'll step you through mine.
And this is clearly from the AFL off the back of umpire contact there. So you can see the players are setting up on that side where that umpire is that currently has the ball. So to alleviate or get rid of this contact, they've just thrown it across the other side. He backs out and they throw the ball straight up. Smart. Not giving time for the players to reposition themselves. He said...
Is that fair, though? What if you've got a left-handed Ruckman versus a right-handed Ruckman and your hit zones are different? No, that's a real discussion because they hit the sweet spots, players on the fly. If I'm the Ruckman, you're throwing it up for predictability. I know exactly where it's going to be. I'm telling someone to run there. All of a sudden, now he's not running there.
He's on the wrong side. I think it's a real discussion.
Yeah. All story gets thrown up in the same spot, though, doesn't it?
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