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What is the opening banter about pigeons, rats and Rosie’s new look?
Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Annoyed, we talk
Pigeons in the rain.
We see
rats.
Pigeons in the rain and greasy rats.
I've got a new T V show.
You have. Very exciting. Sandra weighs in on an argument. You can
do one. Chris has a golf disaster.
What new TV show does Rosie announce and how does she describe it?
It's the worst.
We've got beefs as usual.
And we've got voice notes and emails from you, lovely lot. Which includes possibly the worst bit of sex talk we might have ever heard.
Enjoy. Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shag Rowdy Noid with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Chris Ramsey.
What happened during Chris’s disastrous round of golf?
Hello. Um just for anybody watching, I am in my pajamas. I'm in uh the last two nights of pajamas, the ready for the wash, and I've got my tan on. Yes. Okay, so
So
This is why I look.
Mark it in your calendars. Mark it down, guys, in your diaries. Today was the day she gave up.
Yeah, I couldn't give a shit.
Today was the day she finally gave up. I'm giving up in a way because what I've started doing is I've run out of shirts that I haven't worn the podcast. Right. So what I like to do now is I wear the shirt that I've worn before and I put a T shirt underneath it so it looks complicated.
That's a con you know what that's called?
What?
A console wardrobe.
Really?
Yeah, you're just mixing and matching. Good.
Console wardrobe was a wardrobe full of PlayStations and Xboxes. I'm a right guy He's on tour He's on tick Chris Ramseycomedy dot com uh for No
actually what colour is that?
Um Teal? I would imagine a teal. You suit
that colour. I think that could be your colour. Do you know what isn't your colour?
Don't what?
Fucking b uh burgundy. Burgundy.
Great. J right. First of all, don't be telling us that teal's my colour, 'cause you know I'm obsessive and you know I'm weird with the colour. You really
suited it. I will be head of toe and teal for
I'll be head of toe and teal every single day now. So don't
Am I right or am I right?
I'll be bloody Timmy Timmy Timothy Teal, right? I can't be bothered. I'm not changing my marriage certificate and all that stuff. New driving license. Timothy Teal. New character, Timothy Teal, head of Toein Teal. Um so listen, in um I went through my notes this morning preparing for the podcast and in honour of your new uh tanned up um let's be honest, relaxed looking for the body. We well there is
a re we're going away tomorrow. We're going to a friend's wedding in Lake Garda.
Very exciting. Do you know what's the first time since Rafe that we've been away that isn't a work trip without the kids?
Is it?
We've never been away. Like a way away anyway. Apart from I think we've been in Northumberland a couple of times.
It's always work.
Always work. A train a train or a plane. It's always with the kids or it's always work. We've never done a plane, just me and you one on a little trip since since before Rafe was born.
Oh shit. That crazy guess what? What guess who else is coming?
Your period.
Yes.
Shizu.
Hello, mate. Sorry, two seconds. I'm just making a phone call. Hello, mate. All right, it's Chris. Yeah. Um your wedding I can't make it anymore. Sorry. Um yeah, something's come up. Um it big, red and angry. And uh not having the night. Okay, yeah, have a good day, right? Yeah, all the best even your future wife
bye. Mm-hmm. So sorry about that.
So there we go. Uh but listen, in honor of your new relaxed look.
Yeah.
Um I'm gonna I went through my notes in my f in my in my phone and uh I found a a a new um a new nickname that I tried on once for size with you and I don't know if you really realised it, but I'm gonna hit you with it now and it's gonna be your new little nickname. Remember when I called you a chocolate quittle chit pig? Mm-hmm. Just a quicker one, much snappier, but I think it really suits your look today.
Okay.
Me little shit pasty. Here's my little how's my little
shit pasty.
I like it. I like it. What's your favourite kind of pasty?
Don't like pasty, too much, too much going on. Uh I will have it's
not like a pasty. I
just don't like them. It's too much going on. Um I do like I've I've had a sausage and bean melt a few times. I do like them, but yeah they're either no shade on Greg's, you know I love Greg's, but they're either
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening banter about pigeons, rats and Rosie’s new look?
0:00–0:17
2
What new TV show does Rosie announce and how does she describe it?
0:17–0:35
3
What happened during Chris’s disastrous round of golf?
0:35–46:25
4
Why does Chris think garlic bread should be served with every meal?
46:25–54:14
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