Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker
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Who is Charlie Baker and what are his talents?
hello you are listening and watching track my annoy please keep me anonymous yes and our fantastic guest this week i haven't seen him for years he's such a lovely bloke i had such a good so funny it is charlie baker now uh charlie has got a virgin radio show game on on saturdays 2 till 6 p.m and he also goes it goes on tour starts september 2026 um go get it is his tour and he is he's a very talented man
So talented. A lot of musical theatre chat in this, guys.
Oh, Rosie couldn't believe, she can't believe her luck when she sees how much he's into musical theatre.
I might have got a little bit.
Phenomenal.
He's a phenomenal singer. He's a phenomenal dancer. He's a brilliant comedian. He's a lovely bloke. And it was just so nice. Honestly, I don't think I've seen him for about easily over 10 years. I'm serious. And it was so nice to see him. If you're watching on YouTube, please subscribe. Otherwise, you know, if you're in a podcast shop and you haven't subscribed or liked and all that and rated, do that as well, please. But otherwise, just sit back and relax.
Enjoy. Yeah, exactly. We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. So this is the jingle. We hope you like the jingle.
I've just had a message through my Instagram of the local farm shop in Northumberland where we used to live. They want us to open the scarecrow competition. It's celebrity.
What?
People make celebrity Scarecrows and they've asked if we could open their competition.
Things are looking up. I can't believe that you're here, Charlie, for the moment where I've realised I've made it.
What are the challenges faced in Edinburgh shows?
This is it. Do you know what? You were in the room.
It couldn't happen to a nicer person.
I was in the room when he knew he was big time.
A lot of people will be releasing statements saying that they didn't get the celebrity Scarecrow competition.
You know what I mean?
Saying that they were up for it and they're happy to say they are disappointed, but good luck to whoever's got it.
We'll name them though, because it's Brockbushes.
We love Brockbushes. So the Brockbushes of Northumberland have messaged us and asked us to, to Auburn, not judge, Auburn. Would you like to judge it? The Celebrities Care Corps competition.
I can't remember if it said judging. I would like to judge it.
What if there isn't one of us, though? There has to be a one of me and you. If we open it and there isn't one of me and you, that's devastating.
Now, celebrity scarecrow competition. I'm rural, right? I've grown up in the countryside my whole life.
So you get this kind of shit.
Celebrity scarecrow competition. Are the scarecrows celebrities? Or are you the celebrity judges?
No, the scarecrows are celebrities. Really? Yes. There was an example that you put and I can't remember.
Rosie, I thought it was going to say, are the scarecrows celebrities or are they scarecrows to scare away celebrities?
Why does Charlie believe everyone should try stand-up comedy?
That's a nice idea. Especially in the 80s, it could be done with a few of them. Yes, yes. Radio 1. Scarecrows outside Radio 1 in the 80s. Get rid of them. All the wrong ends. Exactly. Out there already. What sort of Scarecrow... Who do you think you could make as a Scarecrow? What would be easy?
Oh, gosh. Okay, that's a good question. It would have to be somebody, like, iconic that you could recognise straight away.
madonna pointy boobs like you know what i mean there it is easy done it's in the guy guy forks envelope isn't it when people make do guys at uh uh guy forks oh yeah yeah oh yeah it's in that penny for the guy does that still happen penny why would you want a penny
Do you not remember Penny for the Guy?
One P. It's so fucking weird.
Like, what even was that?
That one died out quite quick, didn't it? Knocked on people's door asking Penny for the Guy.
Asking Penny for the Guy. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
Well, people near us would just dress up and like sit like that in Newton Abbott Town Centre. They'd put their mate in like a tracksuit and they'd sit still like that. Penny for the Guy. Oh, it's good. It's very good. Well done. Yeah, we've worked really hard.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is Charlie Baker and what are his talents?
0:00–1:47
2
What are the challenges faced in Edinburgh shows?
1:47–2:50
3
Why does Charlie believe everyone should try stand-up comedy?
2:50–4:00
4
What marriage advice does Charlie share?
4:00–4:44
5
How does Charlie describe his experience as a tap dancer?
4:44–5:40
6
What funny story does the audience share?
5:40–6:20
7
What are the implications of performing in front of an audience?
6:20–7:29
8
How do Chris and Rosie navigate their marriage dynamics?
7:29–41:20
Speakers
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