Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell
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Hello, you are listening and watching Shagmaranoid. Please keep me anonymous.
Hello, and we are joined this week by the incredibly funny comedian, Susie Ruffell.
We had a wonderful chat.
Who is Suzi Ruffell and what is her current tour about?
Very funny lady.
Very, very funny. Susie is a stand-up. We started around about the same time, me and Susie. I've known her for years. She does a podcast with Tom Allen called Like Mind and Friends and a podcast with Maisie Adam called Big Kick Energy, which is on Talking About Our Tour, which you're going to go and see, aren't you?
I am. It sounds amazing. She's got a musical theatre background, so it's a very sort of theatre-y, us theatre kids will love it, guys.
Yeah, she said at one point, in me show, there's some light and state changes and Rosie literally lost her mind. Right. She got dripping. Her show's called Juggle and for tickets, suzyruffle.com. That's S-U-Z-I ruffle dot com.
Like the chocolates.
Yeah?
No, spelled different.
Great. Unhelpful, completely unhelpful edition there by Rosie. Thank you for liking and rating and subscribing. Please subscribe if you're watching this on YouTube and just enjoy.
We had a fight about the jingle, jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle, jingle. So this is the jingle, jingle.
We hope you like the jingle, jingle. Ba-ba-doo, ba-ba-doo, ba-ba-doo, ba.
Jingle! Oh, funky trainers. I said that. Oh, my Jacob would love that.
It would, wouldn't it?
It would. My cousin used to work in, like, a really cool shoe shop in Newcastle. And he was just, every time you seen him, he had, like, the coolest fucking trainers on.
He was obsessed. Do you? There's a Nike outlet near Birmingham that I was like, I've got four hours before a show. Oh my God, shopping.
See, I've got a thing with shopping where when I'm in... You can't be trusted without Rosie.
How did you know? I'd literally dress them.
Well, so the sort of, the sub-headline would be, I just buy the same colour stuff all the time. So stuff basically the colour of these curtains, greens.
After three, what colour do you buy, which I hate, which you don't even suit?
Oh, one, two, three. Burgundy.
Fucking burgundy.
So... I buy burgundy and she hates burgundy so much I buy burgundy stuff you don't suit it either I buy like olive green like I literally I walk around a shop and I'll be like oh I pick loads of things up and then I go to the dressing room the changing room whatever and I'm like these are all fucking khaki black or olive green like all the same colours it's all I do
You want to look like you're in the army or something.
Someone asked me, are you in the TA? Someone at the gym said that. They went, are you in the TA? I said, I know that you've always got green trousers and white pants. Why do you never tell me these things? What a terrible way to... What a horrible way to find out you're dressed like shit.
Well, I was going to say that he didn't recognise you. What a terrible way to find out.
Where do they know you from?
No, they know who I am.
They know who I am at the gym. It's just one of them.
He's like, sure, sure, sure. They know who I am at the gym. Don't worry, they do.
I've got my green pants on, but I've got my Chris Ramsey T-shirt on. but yeah the thing with me is shopping is now when I'm on tour especially so I'm sitting in a hotel room and I've got a bit of time to kill I'll go like oh I should I should you know go to the shops and I walk around shops but basically if I'm on my phone and I'm looking online I look at stuff and I go oh no I should be in the shop trying this on and the minute I go to the shop I go why have I done this to myself why am I in a shop and I want to just leave the shop immediately but then when I'm at home looking online I can't shop I'm fucking terrible at shopping yeah you are I'm dog shit at shopping Rosie buys all my stuff now
I think that's... You look nice today.
She bought all of this.
Thank you. Thank you.
Like, all of it.
Is this marriage counselling?
What is this? One of us. One of us. What do you enjoy buying? Like, what... So, I just buy tops.
Yeah, I buy a lot of T-shirts.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:09
2
Who is Suzi Ruffell and what is her current tour about?
0:09–6:33
3
What challenges does Suzi face as a touring comedian?
6:33–24:06
4
How does Suzi describe her experience with stand-up comedy?
24:06–24:38
5
What insights does Suzi provide about parenting and career balance?
24:38–38:11
Speakers
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