Chapter 1: What are the Reddit stories about exes?
Hi, welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is exes, or situations that are going to lead to people being exes. I am joined by two ex-Smosh cast members, Trevor and Erika.
No! What?
Imagine if that's how you found out.
No, I don't have that power. I'm joined by two friends, Rasha and Trevor. Hello.
Never exes.
Never exes.
No.
Yeah, if we're ever ex-friends, then that would make me sad.
Ex-friends is so much more brutal than ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
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Chapter 2: Why does my wife want a divorce over a joke?
Yeah.
And, well, most of our plants here are plastic.
Yeah, we don't have any real plants on camera anywhere.
Unfortunately. On board AF, those two plants.
Those are not real.
They book every time.
And we've gotten in fights with those plants. Yeah.
I could be a fake plant.
Okay. You know what this... So I'm fired. You know what this story reminds me of is the legend of Lotion Man, which was another story we read where a lady was getting out of the shower and she put a little lotion on her finger and made a little smiley face and a little hair on her finger. And she goes to her husband, she goes, hey look, it's Lotion Man.
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Chapter 3: What happens when an ex reaches out after years?
Oh, okay.
But that moment of seeing Lotion Man, it just hit him.
Oh my God.
So it's just like, I mean, I guess that's how life works, is like, or if you don't address things and you let things build up, the moment that it's gonna break might be a silly moment.
Yeah, it comes out in silly ways.
Yeah, I wonder if people relate to that in relationships that weren't going right and you kinda know it or maybe you sense it, but then it's like those moments that shouldn't be big suddenly become big and you feel insane when you're on the receiving end, because you're not sure what's wrong.
But if your partner or someone is not in it or feeling a bunch of stuff that they're not addressing, then it's those moments that don't make sense where it bursts.
Yeah, because then you're just post-shower with lotion men on your finger and alone in the bathroom.
I get that, too, when people really need closure, because probably relationships end in ways like that, where you're like, what happened? What was with that joke? What was with the thing? And when it's really probably something that they weren't even considering or thinking about.
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