"I'm Not F**king Leaving!"
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Who is the greatest rom-com actress of all time?
Well, happy Tuesday, James McConey and Tony Lyle. Whalecom. Whale
cum. Whale come. Whalecom. Yes. Kate Hudson. What a movie. No, is she no she is she's No No that's sorry, Amy Schumer. Yes, and that's I think. But with Goldie Horn, Kate's mum.
Now what's the stuff you find on the beach? Is it whale jizz that's real expensive? Uh vomit?
No. Is it vomit? Well it could be whales.
It's something and you go to the beach. I think they have it out by uh in Dunedin. You can go out and like find it on the beach. I want to say Ambergree or something like this. And you it's like either whale jizz or maybe whale vomit and you and it solidifies into stone and you find it on the beaches and it's incredibly valuable.
Now we're well You
can find them on the
beaches. We will never
surrender our weldes. No, the uh the welcome gag I drop in just about every meeting that people Welcome. Just then I giggle. And then Joe giggles.
It's my favorite um line from that movie Snatched Yeah with uh Goldie Horn and Amy Schumer. Uh do do you want I might as well explain it. Yeah, sure. So they they go to a hotel and they're i they're given her this little smoothie at the in reception 'cause it's a fancy hotel. Shot glass of smoke. Shot c shot glass and and you know, they have your little smoothie and um it's creamy coloured and the the guy's going, Well come well She goes, Wow come and just after Goldie Horn takes a sip, she spits it in her daughter's face and Schumer's face. It was very, very funny.
What did you say?
Welcome. But yeah.
Not
welcome. No, not
welcome.
That's that's the important part. That's the important part. It's a it's a very it's what probably the best spit take 'cause so many movies do a spit take and they're kind of like you almost see it coming. Whereas that one was very, very good.
Better than a swallow take, that's for sure. Can you believe that off air just before we started the pod, we were also talking about Goldiehorn and then we started the podcast and organically started talking about Goldiehorn again. It's the we've got a we've got a Goldie Horn, that's for sure. Yes. I always did, actually. Um bit of a Goldiehorn. Really? I was more of a Kate Hudson kind of guy. I was more of a Kate Hudson kind of guy. Really? Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Of all the rom com people that have done their comming and the roming, um, who is your favourite rom com person? Who who carries it? Because I know Anne Hathaway, who's a fave, kind of dabbled, but you wouldn't call her classic rom com. But right. But Julia Roberts, Julia Rob hurts. You know
that? Yeah, she's impossible to to beat. Really? I mean you got Pretty Woman is outrageous. Notting Hill, I mean the bubbly uh uh effervescence p personified I'd say.
I had a dangerously erotic dream about Jennifer Lopez, so I'm gonna go J Lo. Uh have you seen Have you
seen this new Gina Falopes movie? No, I it's with the guy from um it's with old Roy Kent from Ted Lasso. It is she so she must be fifty, sixty years old. And let me tell you, if you were surprised by her in days gone by, this would really put some lead in your pencil. Oh really? What about
uh okay. I tell
you wh
which one is she from Ted Lasso?
He's like the uh you know, the oh fuck off mate. You know, the uh I know Roy Keen, yeah, I know Roy King. No, no, he's there he was there. Yeah, yeah. I I know Roy Keen. I think that's called like co workers or something like this. And um office romance is what it's called. And my word, uh it's dangerously racy. Yeah. Okay, that'll set me off again. Okay, that would set me off again.
You can't have an office romance anymore because I mean it's funny, every wedding you used to go to back in the day was always office romance. Yeah. And now it's um that's HR situation, isn't it? Now it's like because even when you used to listen to the the speeches, it's like mm, that does sound like stalking. And it's like she said no the first time, but then you shot it. There's a f there's a few of those. Yeah, he shot him down.
And then he finally wore her down and now look how happy she is and she's like
Yeah, Stockholm syndrome.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is the greatest rom-com actress of all time?
0:00–8:39
2
Why is Fehi Fineanganofo staying with the All Blacks before playing overseas?
8:39–15:27
3
How long do famous bands like Duran Duran, the Spice Girls, and TrueBliss stay popular?
15:27–25:35
4
Did South Africa exploit rugby’s HIA substitution rules?
25:35–35:13
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Was Nathan Cleary’s broken leg one of the worst injuries in NRL history?
35:13–41:28
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What stories do listeners share in the Yours Please segment?
41:28–45:47
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Why are fans questioning beer service and the design of Christchurch’s new stadium?
45:47–54:55
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How should fans behave at the NRL grand final?
54:55–58:34