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The Agenda

"No More Cricket At Lord's"

08 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the details about Tony Brown's return to coaching?

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Morning, fellas. Morning, Mashi. Morning, Manaya. Morning, morning. Good to see you, Manaya. I haven't seen you since the wee early hours of Friday morning.

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Chapter 2: What went wrong at Lord's during the 1st Test?

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Yes, yes, yes. I have a photo, actually. This is the last photo that I have of my Thursday night. And it is of you and New Zealand's premier sports journalist, Paul Stewart Ford, splayed out in bed together. What a lovely photo. In a hotel room.

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Chapter 3: How did the Super Rugby playoffs unfold over the weekend?

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I didn't stay there, though. He did. 1.59 on the clock there, too. I left not long after that, actually. I'll send that to you, Joe. Would you like that? Well, you were out of there by two.

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Chapter 4: What was the All Whites' performance against England?

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That's quite a good effort.

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37.312 - 37.752 G Lane

Yeah, yeah.

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But you left Steve Mather there, didn't you? Yeah, I left a ticking time bomb. Yeah, because there were allegations that Steve Mather kept Paul Stewart Ford up until about 4.30 Friday morning.

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Chapter 5: What updates are there on the NBA & NHL Finals?

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Keeping in mind you did invite Steve Mather around and just left him there with that. Like I said, it was a ticking time bomb. Paul, all night apparently.

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Chapter 6: What insights does Matt Heath provide in the Monaco F1 Corner?

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Yeah, well then also the flight, he tried to fly back to Wellington, it got diverted to Christchurch. Is that Paul or Steve? Both. Both were trying to get back to Wellington. Hang on, were they on the same flight?

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No, different flights, but they met back, then Christchurch tried to get back into Wellington, they got diverted to Auckland and they both ended up back in Auckland at eight o'clock at night. Paul would have been thinking, how do I get away from this man? Oh my God, longest day of your life.

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Totally.

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Followed around by Mather. Yeah, but, yeah, so, and then you disappeared. You went to a wedding.

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Me?

Chapter 7: What feedback do listeners have in the 'Yours Please' segment?

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Yeah, I went down to Christchurch, down to a wedding there, Jeff's cousin. Oh, nice. It looked nice. Yeah, she took the dirtiest photo of me. Again, we're back into the photos again. And I know this is the audio. What kind of dirty photo? Nude or something. Oh, if only. Presenting. No, no, no. There's, you know, as is commonplace in weddings these days, there's a mirror.

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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts and takeaways from the episode?

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Yep. Wedding of Fabian and Eden. Let's get a mirror selfie in front of it. Classic. How do we all fit in there? It's a vertical photo. Don't worry. Big money or squat down. Workers guss it out. Sweet as. She goes to take the selfie. I'll show you the photo. It's literally just of the back of my head. Half of the thing is the back of my head and it's focused on the back of my head.

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The back of your head looks like what a hurricane looks like from a satellite. Yeah. And it's like, it was like my Ashley Martin turning point. I was seeing this photo because it's like zoomed in on the back of it. I mean, it's not doing favours for you either. It's doing me nothing. Your hair doesn't look like that, by the way.

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You've been done dirty there.

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I needed that. And so then there's us in the thing, but we're out of focus because she's just focused on the back of my fucking head. Sundial in the back of that bad boy. She's done me so dirty there. That's a category six, that one. Oh, my God. Speaking of turning points, I don't know if you remember this. Early, it's about 2.30 a.m. on the Uber ride home. Yeah. Jesus, your voice, Joe.

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You looked at me and said, you don't need to take it to the woodshed. Yeah. I said, you get a few haircuts.

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You get a couple of haircuts. You get a couple of haircuts in there.

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Why were you having discussions about Joe's lid on the way home? Discussion implies that there were two of us talking. Thanks for that. And then I did the ultimate trap on you where the Uber goes, okay, you dropped me off first and then said, one more stop, eh? And he goes, yeah, yeah, all good. And then, oh, we're going back to Graham Street.

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I'd put in Graham Street instead of Graham Ave as in your house. Oh, bastard.

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did you fix that is that why that took me an hour to get home yeah so you went back to work and then back out to theater again oh no you could have just stayed here you should have she's have no memory of that there are a few people saying well speaking of receders um tony brown is coming home apparently well he has to wait at least uh he is going to be joining the dave ready coaching team from 2028 boys

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