Reacting to the Most Brain-Dead Takes at the Grammys | Episode 128
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What outrageous fashion choices were highlighted at the Grammys?
Guys, today we're talking about the Grammy Awards. And unfortunately for both you and me, Chapel Roan having her nipples hold up her dress was not the most outrageous and performative thing we had to experience. It is a Monday. It's the beginning of the week here in the South. We are just easing back into life after Snowmageddon. Today is the first day that we are actually able to leave our house. So let's just start simple with this episode. Let's start with like a palette cleanser. Let's start with the Grammys fashion because in retrospect, looking back on Sunday night, it was a warning. that we all should turn off our TVs and ignore everything that was going on. A couple of highlights or atrocities from the red carpet, first of which was Heidi Klum, who showed up barely able to walk in her saran wrap dress.
Just take a look at this. Like, I don't even know what we are seeing here. It looks like she's the mold for a statue, but somebody posted this tweet and said, Heidi Klum really showed up to the Grammys looking like an uncooked chicken, like my spatched cock queen. Heidi Klum, that is what she is serving. But she was not the only. animal-inspired person present because Billie Eilish showed up looking like a penguin. Well, her and many others, actually. Take a look at this picture. This is her, Bad Bunny, and Miley Cyrus, who I don't even know what Miley Cyrus is wearing now. She went from bangers being fully naked to now being in a pantsuit with a leather jacket. All of that, though it is crazy, it is mild compared to what is next, both in terms of fashion and politics because nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared me for this.
And yes, that is Chapel Roan wearing a dress that is held up by nipple piercings. I feel like everybody goes to these ward shows and they try to be shocking. Like some people, they show up and they just want to be pretty and classy. They wear a simple dress.
How did Chapel Roan's bold outfit spark controversy?
And then some people, you know, it's like Lady Gaga wearing the meat dress, but like this might take the cake. Chaperone in a titty hanging dress. Logistically, I have so many questions. Okay, I'm sorry, I did zoom in. I'm not seeing a full nipple. Like, are these like prosthetics? I don't even know what is going on. And obviously, like looking at that, this is not somebody who has a good influence on society. This is not somebody that I would want my children looking up to. But people in Hollywood apparently feel different. Specifically, Jamie Foxx, who stopped Chaperone on the red carpet dressed like this to say how grateful he is for her influence on his children. Just watch.
I don't know.
I mean, I know we give this analogy all the time, but it's like hunger games come to life. Let's just like dive into this situation right here. So Jamie Foxx in his Megatron hat is coming up to this woman whose tits are fully out. And he's like, here's my child, my androgynous child. I cannot tell if that is a girl, a boy, what's going on. He's like, my child loves you. How are you doing? I'm trying not to look at your boobs. I'm gonna keep looking at your face. It's insane. This is like Hollywood personified in a video. again let's just a father talking about how much his children love a woman who is wearing a dress that is being held up by her boobies I do have to give credit where credit is due because again some people did show up less shockingly like Sabrina Carpenter she looked beautiful that was probably my favorite dress the entire night she always looks like adorable and cute that dress was like chef's kiss stunning and listen I could spend an entire episode all day talking about the fashion but that is not what we are here for that is not the most important story of the day we act
actually need to talk about the politics and the brain dead formative activism that took place at Sunday night's show. And we need to talk about the few performers that actually seemed real and authentic. Now, before we dive into all of that, if you want to see behind the scenes content and farm vlogs and travel vlogs, all of that stuff, ad free episodes, go to cooperconfidential.com.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What outrageous fashion choices were highlighted at the Grammys?
0:00–1:40
2
How did Chapel Roan's bold outfit spark controversy?
1:40–9:24
3
How did Jamie Foxx's comments reflect Hollywood's values?
9:24–15:21
4
What performative activism was observed during the Grammys?
15:21–25:05
5
What was the significance of Bad Bunny winning Album of the Year?
25:05–27:02
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What criticisms were made about the political statements at the Grammys?
27:02–30:56