Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!
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What is the main topic of this episode?
His client is me, basically. His client looks like me. And he's talking to a girl who's probably no older than 21 years old. He's probably in his 40s, I would imagine. And there is zero chance that this guy is going to walk away with any of these girls' phone numbers. They're entirely too young and pretty.
Not the real ones. Yeah, not the real ones.
That's true. After our training, once you have memorized the process, you will then be able to go out on your own and, quote, rinse and repeat. Again, it's just like me being a master chef and or cook and or baker, etc. And you, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.
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Is the asteroid YR24 a threat to Earth?
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on this episode number 703,000. Thank you very much. Chrissy, I was going to share with you this week that there is an asteroid headed to Earth that is probably going to mean certain doom for all of humanity. It's called Asteroid YR24 because it was found in the later part of November of 2024. And scientists were telling us that it had a not zero chance. of finding its way to Earth or our moon. So in the direct path of Earth or the moon. Now, you're wondering to yourself, if you do the math just a little bit, there should be a zero chance or a hundred percent chance that something should hit the Earth, not a one percent chance.
It was like one or two percent, three percent at some point. So I was going to tell you this so that we could all freak out and hide under our beds and make good on the last six years of living here on Earth. But... I just read that it's now a 0% chance that it's going to hit Earth. So that is good news. You heard it here last, the commercial break, keeping you informed about all the comings and goings of the asteroids circling around Earth. Just last night, I read that it is no longer a threat to humanity. That's good news. This was a football field-sized asteroid that would have created a crater a mile wide and a lot of drama for those living in or around that particular asteroid. That, to me, is some of the scariest type of apocalyptic visions that you could have. Accelerationism and something coming from outer space, whether it be aliens or a rock hitting Earth and then certain destruction for all of us. Think about this. I want everybody to take a deep breath, driving in your car, at work, having sex with your girlfriend because we are the best podcast to have sex to.
And to sleep to.
And to sleep to. Probably more to sleep to. But okay, if you're having sex then. I want everyone to take a deep breath and then I want you to think about this for a second. For months and months and months, we look up in the night sky, maybe even the day sky, and we see a growing object. getting bigger than our moon as every day goes by fiery ball from hell coming toward us. And we have no choice, but to suffer the consequences of certain doom, like a black cold night for many, many months until we die of starvation. That to me is the scariest kind of apocalyptic vision because we will see it coming and we will see it coming for a long time. And we will have not, there will be nothing that we can do. Hmm. unless Bruce Willis can get back on the horse and ride again.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
1:15–2:09
2
Is the asteroid YR24 a threat to Earth?
2:09–6:39
3
How would you spend your last six years?
6:39–9:57
4
Should you know the day you'll die?
9:57–13:53
5
What is accelerationism and who's behind it?
13:53–20:24
6
What's the new spin on pickup artistry?
20:24–1:00:06