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Chapter 1: What is the premise of 'Gift Of Love Made By (a Hairy) Hand'?
And welcome back to WSHIT. Each year on Valentine's Day, as a public service to the community of Crabapple, WSHIT provides airtime for the Crabapple Middle School students to say a few nice Valentine's Day words to their teachers. Next up is Billy. He's in 6th grade, and here's his Valentine's Day video message to Mrs. Briona.
Hi, baby girl. Everything's okay, I promise. I forgive you. It's okay, don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be okay. I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than there are grains of sand. On every beach. Oh, Billy. Billy, I think we should stop while we're ahead. What do you think? Every galaxy of the universe. I need you in my life.
I need you more than humans need water and food to survive. You mean more to me.
Does anyone have Billy's parents' phone number?
You mean more to me than just anything. You mean more to me than golden diamonds.
I think Billy has said enough, don't you?
To the greediest burglar. And you're just the most perfect, most beautiful girl in all of the world.
Okay, Jim in control room, let's go ahead and cut it. I hope you enjoy watching this baby girl. Oh dear.
See you at school tomorrow, baby girl. I love you.
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Chapter 2: What are the best and worst Valentine's Day gifts shared in the episode?
Everybody has an inner tap-in.
Yes, that's right. You know, there's a relationship that's breaking up in my universe, and everyone's acting a little nutty. Oh, right. But everyone acts a little nutty when things get stressful in a relationship. Do you know what I'm saying? Love can make you do stupid shit. We just heard Sarah say it. She went on a three-day, seven-day cruise with a dum-dum, with a PS5 controller and no shirts.
Trevor. Trevor. Fucker. A very large sculpture made of chocolate of yourself. What? No. Absolutely creepy. Call the police immediately. Yes. And does it melt? Like, I mean, big chocolate things. No, just stay away from big chocolate things. Get real good chocolate, like Godiva's or one of those fancy brands. A boutique, a bouquet of hot dogs instead of flowers. No. Romantic or revolting.
Unless you really love hot dogs.
Unless you really love hot dogs. That's like your thing. I do like hot dogs. I don't think I'm allowed to eat them anymore, but I do like hot dogs. My hypertension won't let me. But I will say, if I'm a big hot dog fan. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, listen, it's original. It is original.
It's kind of sweet. It's kind of funny and kind of sweet. A personalized romance novel where your partner is the Casanova, like your partner is the main character.
And then you're the other person?
Yeah, then you're the person getting fucked, I guess. Like a hot and steamy romance novel made by ChatGPT just for you.
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Chapter 4: How does Bryan approach Valentine's Day with his daughters?
I think we felt a little nervous. You know, who knows who's cleaning those things?
You know what I'm saying?
Who knows? And it's the Dominican Republic, and so no knock on that, but you don't know where the water's coming. You get a little skeeved out. We're germaphobes, basically, is what I'm trying to say.
Yes, you are.
A custom perfume made from your partner's pheromones. I would say this. Sure. But, you know, OK, I'll accept it. But I don't think it's the best gift to give a month in. No, no, not a month in. This might be something you do a year in. Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's true.
A playlist of love songs. But your partner is the one singing them. Cute. Good effort. I'd say A for effort.
A for effort on that one. But maybe a little bit too much effort for so early on.
Yeah, that's... Yeah. I agree. I think you've got to be really in love.
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