Give 'Em The Bryan Look
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What traumatic vacation experience does Bryan share?
think about me no matter how bad the situation is i'm gonna crack a little jokey joke and you feel me because we depressed i did on this episode of the commercial break
And I get on the phone with Travelocity.
I call their phone number.
Oh, Travelocity.
Are they still around? Oh, yeah.
I just booked something on Travelocity the other day. I hope I can pay for it, but I just booked something on Travelocity the other day.
You don't have to pay until you check in. Great.
Perfect. Great. Perfect. Can I pay after I check out? Like a couple days after? I need a couple days to pay you back. It's all good. Don't worry about it. I'm good for it. Right. You can use this credit card number, but don't try it right now.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the wife of Jizzy Jazz Jeff, Kristen Joy Odley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you, all you Jizzle Drizzle fans out there.
Welcome back to the commercial break of your intrepid host, Brian Green. This is my intrepid co-host, Pragmatic. Son of a father.
I'm the son of a father. The brother of a brother. bastard of a mother i am brian green i'm here as you are here i'm there i'm everywhere i'm here all right we're gonna do it another episode here back in the tcb studios live from somewhere north of atlanta you guess you guess don't dox me bro don't dox me bro
This would be the easiest, probably the easiest podcast ever to dox. But I'm not going to give you any more clues. You have to figure it out by yourself. You know what's scary? I was reading about, who was it? One of the Supreme Court justices, they were doxed. One of the swatting or whatever they call it, where they call the police and they say there's a shooting inside the house and the police come guns a-blazing. Oh my God. Yeah. It's crazy. It's insane. Why in the world? I don't understand it. I don't get it. You know what else I don't get? I'm just going to say this. I have to say this. I have to tell you this. I think we've reached peak idiot in this country. And I'm welcoming the tinfoil hat people back into the fold.
I got to say, I don't think it's the right thing to do to then cast them off onto some island or something.
They're not looking so bad anymore.
Yeah, some of the tinfoil hat people are looking pretty sane, actually, compared to some of the stuff that's going on right now. But I have to say, even the most insane of insanity, welcome back. Come on back. We used to say on the commercial break, go down the rabbit hole, we'll throw you a ladder, right? Because I am hearing the most ridiculous... conspiracy theories around Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl. Now, I don't know the first fucking thing about football, and I will be the first to admit that.
I really don't. Well, you already did admit it when you thought the Chiefs lost.
Yeah, when I thought the Chiefs lost in the playoffs, and now it seems like they're heading to the Super Bowl despite the loss. Exactly. The dumbest thing I've ever said on the commercial break, and I so want to take that episode down, but I'm going to take it on the chin. I made a huge mistake, and I'm sorry about that to all the Chiefs fans or anybody out there who has any respect for NFL football. The NFL product is the most popular sport besides WWE in the world. I think WWE is the most popular sport in the world.
I don't know. Is it?
At least you know what you're getting with the WWE. It's the most honest sport.
I thought football was, but soccer to us.
Soccer to us. I don't know. Anyway, in the United States, whatever. I'm not even going to pretend.
Football is huge.
Football, WWE, soccer. It's all huge. Right? So the NFL is undoubtedly a needle pusher. Is this my landscapers again?
I was going to say. Hey, boss. Hey, boss.
Hey, boss.
Yes.
I'm coming between 12 and 4 like you told me.
No, I said, please don't come between 12 and 4. Got you, boss. No problem. Next time, I make sure I do it. Unbelievable. This is like the fifth time they've been here this week also, and we have no grass.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What traumatic vacation experience does Bryan share?
0:00–7:48
2
What are the conspiracy theories surrounding Taylor Swift?
7:48–10:02
3
How did Bryan and Astrid's Paris trip go wrong?
10:02–13:18
4
What shocking event happened to a traveler in Africa?
13:18–27:08
5
How did Bryan handle the hotel room situation in Paris?
27:08–36:19
6
What humorous travel story does Bryan recount?
36:19–44:40
7
What unexpected challenges did Bryan face during his trip?
44:40–55:56
8
What lessons can be learned from Bryan's travel experiences?
55:56–1:02:40