Shady Okra!
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What are the highlights from the post-Grammys discussion?
We don't care. All shapes and sizes are fine. Preferably, I like the bigger pickles. Well, big, little, darker, lighter, it don't matter. There are darker pickles than lighter pickles, OK? Go look it up. Gherkins are darker than a dill.
Why does Bryan hate-watch Instagram influencers?
She's been around a lot of pickles. I'm actually talking about pickles, y'all.
What is the significance of Bryan's pretend performances?
A gherkin is darker in color than a dill.
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Grammys this year?
And it's a big deal. You're a dildo.
What makes Shady Okra Retirement Community special?
No, a dildo. you.
How do Woodystock and Woodstock differ?
On this episode of the Commercial Break. 33P may make a special appearance just because. You know you want it. Just write into them and tell them. Anybody who happened to be at the Shady Acres. Shady Acres.
Oakers.
Oakers. Oakers. The Shady Oakers Retirement Center. Shady Oakers.
I like Shady Oakers.
The Shady Okra Retirement Center. That's where I'm going. Shady Okra. That's some Shady Okra you got on your plate right there. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
How has Creed's music made a comeback?
Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, Cassicans. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green, and this is the master of the universe, Shira. Chris, enjoy. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Well, what is there to say, really? I think we should wrap the show. That was a good episode of the commercial break.
Thanks for joining us.
Thanks for joining. Nothing left to say.
What apologies does Bryan offer about his views on Creed?
So many episodes. Just go back and listen to them. That's all you got to know. I'm out of stories. No, I'm kidding.
I'm definitely not out of stories.
You'll never be out of this.
I know.
I look at the world in a very fanciful way. My perspective. My dad asked me this weekend. I was over at my dad's. He's like, how do you come up with so much content? And I said, well, first of all, I mostly make it up. So that's good. As long as I have an active imagination, I figure we'll have episodes forever. But then he said, do you look at the world when you go around on the daily basis? Do you look at the world in a way where you're like putting together a story for the show? And I said, no, not necessarily. I don't go through the world like that. But quickly after a day happens, like I'll review, right? What happened?
Exactly.
It was this chewable material. Can I make something out of it? And then I make it up. So there you go.
I do think of things throughout the day, you know, I'm like, oh, we should talk about that.
Yeah. Well, I'm in a terrible, I mean, not a terrible, I'm in a really kind of like auto mode of writing everything down. I see a news story, I write it down. I have a funny thing happen, I write it down. I have a not funny thing happen that I think I can make funny, I write it down. And so I'm always constantly taking notes because it is a lot to fill.
Yes, it is.
And then I think about people like Howard Stern who are doing four or five hours a day, three days a week. We're just doing four hours, maybe five hours of content a week. And Stern is doing like 15 hours of content a week. Now, he has a cast of characters, and I think he can dig into it. Plus, he's been doing it for, what, 80 years or some shit like that? I mean, the guy is getting old. Yeah. I wonder when we stop. Do we like I think he's 75 years old, 72, 73, something like that. So what is he going to will he stop anytime soon or is he still culturally relevant or do you die when you stop? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like I had my I had a grandfather. And he was an FBI agent before FBI agents could carry guns.
So he was an FBI agent way, way, way, way, way back in the day. They were just an investigative bureau. So they they didn't they weren't like armed services. Right. They didn't carry guns for whatever reasons. This is what he told me. So into his 90s, the guy would tell the nurses to send off his resume at his office. a senior care home where he was in a bed because he had broken both his hips and had colon cancer. He would literally give his resume to the nurses and ask them to send it, fax it to a certain phone number to see if he could get a job, like a consulting job as a security assistant or something. And he told me once, he said, when you stop working, you start dying.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights from the post-Grammys discussion?
0:00–0:17
2
Why does Bryan hate-watch Instagram influencers?
0:17–0:27
3
What is the significance of Bryan's pretend performances?
0:27–0:31
4
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Grammys this year?
0:31–0:34
5
What makes Shady Okra Retirement Community special?
0:34–0:43
6
How do Woodystock and Woodstock differ?
0:43–1:20
7
How has Creed's music made a comeback?
1:20–1:44
8
What apologies does Bryan offer about his views on Creed?
1:44–1:02:24