Starlink & Superbowl Stink!

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What were the highlights of the Super Bowl game?

Unknown 0:04
And welcome back to WSHIT's coverage of sports. And filling in for our normal sports announcer, Rod Quackenbush, is noted sports expert, Brian Green. Let's go to Brian now. Brian, what's going on in the sports world? Hello, everyone. Well, the Ball State softball team continued to play this weekend, and they were hoping to continue off of their straight three out of four losses. And so we'll take a look and see how that happened. They started off good, but then eventually the Ball State women's team shut down and ended up doing poorly. Oh no. We're going to continue on now. The Ladies Cardinals will play an Iowa tournament starting this Friday. Before the Ball State baseball team kicks off its conference season this weekend, the Cards will battle an in-state rival, Indiana, tomorrow.
Unknown 0:56
Tomorrow's game will be the meeting between the two, beating both. Thanks, Brian. We'll take it from here.

How did the Philadelphia Eagles perform against the Kansas City Chiefs?

Unknown 1:03
We'll check on Brian's man card, and then we'll get back to this episode of The Commercial Break.
Bryan Green 1:10
Oh, no. On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Krissy Hoadley 1:18
I will not be signing up for T-Mobile's Starlink service. No, I mean, I'm not going to sign up for T-Mobile. Sounds like you are.
Unknown 1:26
mad at you now. We're not friends anymore. Jurassic Park 17 is coming out with Scarlett Johansson and I couldn't be less excited if you asked. If you tried to make me less excited about something, I couldn't be less excited about Starlink. I'm still stuck on it. I'm sorry. If you use Starlink, God bless you. If you're listening to me on Starlink, God bless you. God bless you.

What celebrity performances were featured during the Super Bowl?

Unknown 1:55
Yeah.
Bryan Green 1:56
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this dumb show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you.
Unknown 2:11
Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. All my friends and family all across the country, I say hello. How are you doing? And I must also say hello to my friends and family in Philadelphia. May you not kill each other. With the five-day celebration that will be for the Super Bowl.
Krissy Hoadley 2:29
Well, they are the city of brotherly love.
Unknown 2:31
Well, I'm already reading they're the city of brotherly love, tearing the city of brotherly love apart.

What interesting celebrity sightings occurred during the game?

Unknown 2:36
Currently, right now. Did you know that they canceled school in Philadelphia on Monday, a week before the Super Bowl even happened?
Krissy Hoadley 2:44
Oh, wow. Preparing.
Unknown 2:46
They were preparing because they knew that no parent would be in a condition to drive their child to school the very next day. They were getting the DUIs off the street because everyone was going to celebrate well into the night, regardless of whether or not they won or they lost. And man, did they. I was just reading all about the shenanigans going on in Philadelphia last night and probably well into the morning as the Philadelphia Eagles won over the Kansas City Chefs and the... Excuse me, the Taylor Swift Chefs. The Taylor Swift Chefs lost to the Eagles in a romp, Chrissy.
Krissy Hoadley 3:20
It really was a romp.
Unknown 3:21
In a total romp.
Krissy Hoadley 3:22
God, Chiefs had zero going into halftime.
Unknown 3:25
They had no fight in them. They had no answer for what the Eagles were throwing at them.

What was significant about the president attending the Super Bowl?

Unknown 3:30
The Eagles' defense... It looked like they were playing against children. It really did. They sacked Mahomes six, seven, eight. I stopped counting after a while.
Krissy Hoadley 3:40
Six, seven, eight times. Interceptions, all kinds of stuff.
Unknown 3:43
This is coming from a guy who does not know the first thing about sports. And I'm telling you what, even I could tell that the Eagles were just superior to the Chiefs. It was embarrassing. I think I even texted that to you at one point.
Krissy Hoadley 3:54
Yeah, it was definitely shocking. I don't think anybody expected it to go like that.
Unknown 3:58
No, I don't think anyone expected it to go like that. It was clearly...

What are the details of T-Mobile's Starlink service?

Unknown 4:04
I think the Chiefs were favored going into the game.
Krissy Hoadley 4:08
By barely. Just a little bit.
Unknown 4:10
Oh, just a little bit? Okay. So Chrissy keeping an eye on the MGM bets there. Favored just a little bit going into it. They have the experience. They've won two in a row. They beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl two years ago.

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