The Gnome Gnows
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What strange beliefs about aliens are discussed in this episode?
I don't know what to say. So I'm hoping that the tone of my voice makes you think that I do. Okay, sweetie. Thanks, Tess.
On this episode of The Commercial Break. A little dark. No, keeping you from bad things or keeping you from good things. I'm not really sure, but it was really fucking weird. Keeping me from Raphael is right. Yes. Maybe I was having a moment of interlockery, sexual, whatever they fucking call it. Maybe he's like, don't go out there. You'll be filled with sperm. Your life will be changed forever. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Pence to my Harris. Kristen Joy. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I think an appropriate opening for the show today is the aliens. Aliens. Aliens clip or the aliens drop because we will be talking about aliens most of the episode.
Yay.
You know, one of our most popular episodes by views and by downloads is the guy from ITV. Remember the morning show? I love that crew. Holly and whatever his name were. Yeah. Until he got until he started dating a 17 year old intern and forgot, failed to tell anybody about it. But anyway, so one of the morning show clips that we did from ITV was a guy who had sex with aliens and then claimed he had millions of space babies. And he was visiting them all on a regular basis.
They were in pods in space.
Yeah, and we wondered, you know, is he saving for college?
He better have started early.
That's right. Anyway, he enjoyed going to the tree, going to the whacking tree down by the creek. And fucking space aliens.
He just never happened to grab a picture. Yeah, he never.
When asked if he had ever gotten a picture, he said, well, I never really thought about it, to be honest with you. I'm like, you never thought. You never thought in the two decades you've been fucking space aliens, you never thought for one second to take a picture of, you know, the tits of a space alien. Like, come on. Yeah, why would you? It's not like cameras are readily available. You gotta go down, run to your local Walgreens and get rolls of film. Put it in that Canon 350. Anyway, later on we're gonna review... Lest we think that we're being sexist about it, that only guys have sex with aliens. That's not true. Women apparently do also. And we have found one with Holly and what's his name? Which I can't remember his name.
Anyway, the morning show, the original crew.
He's so funny.
I know he is.
Because he gets so serious.
Well, they both do. They both take it way too seriously.
How did the hosts react to the ITV Morning Show segment?
But I guess that's the joke, right? The joke is we think it's serious or we want you to think we're serious. But they're always giving sly looks on the side. They're really good at what they do, actually. I'm sad to see them go. But I guess at some point you got to bring in the new blood. And I've watched the new blood. It's not it's not. But listen, maybe it just takes time. Like, you know, you and I, it only took us 500 episodes to figure out what was funny and what was not. And I think some people would argue that we still haven't gotten that.
That's right.
But when you listen, you do six to seven hours of content a week and then you tell me how easy it is to be funny. That's my favorite thing when people are like, oh, you do a comedy podcast. So. yeah we're gonna comedy you can tell a joke and i'm like yeah i can tell a joke i'm grandpa i'm grandpa joke master like it's not a stand-up comedy no no improv we're just riffing off each other we'll see when we stand up to do our show live that's true dania beach improv we're gonna have a lot of funny bone yeah oh yeah we're gonna have crowd in our i'm actually gonna ask the crowd to do the show on our behalf exactly I get why people do crowd interaction. It kills time. It just kills time. All you got to do is talk to people.
Listen, love or hate Matt Reif. And I stand on the fence about it. I've seen a lot of stuff where I do laugh out loud. I think he's pretty funny. He's obviously got a great sense of humor and very quick at it, too.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What strange beliefs about aliens are discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:53
2
How did the hosts react to the ITV Morning Show segment?
2:53–5:46
3
What are the claims about having sex with aliens?
5:46–10:25
4
What is the significance of sleep paralysis in the conversation?
10:25–12:52
5
What humorous anecdotes are shared about alien encounters?
12:52–13:59
6
How do the hosts critique the lack of evidence for alien interactions?
13:59–15:06
7
How does the episode conclude on the topic of aliens and human experiences?
15:06–15:55
8
What alternative explanations are offered for alien experiences?
15:55–48:46