The Hambone & Hoadley 500

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What are the highlights of the 500th episode celebration?

Hambone (Bryan Green) 0:09
Made it off. Let's see if I can get away.
I think I can.
Jizzy Jeff Quackenbush 0:21
Oh, yeah, a little Van Halen for you. Wrapping up a long night here in the WSHIT studios. I'm Jizzy Jeff Quackenbush. One more time. Traffic and weather before Hambone and Oatley. You know you want it. You know you need it. It's Friday morning. If you're anything like me, you're going to take a little nap and tune in. Make sure that Hambone and Oatley are staying on the street and narrow. Coming back from a long, quite frankly, a long day. Long time off due to that pig stunt they did, but I'm happy to have them back here in the studio. You know, they took my job, but that's okay. I don't want to worry anybody else to worry about it. Let's get into it. One last check of traffic and weather with our lady in the sky, Julia Barkin Pussy.
Jizzy Jeff Quackenbush 0:59
Julia, how's it looking up there?
Krissy Hoadley 1:01
Everything's real good up here, Jizzy Jazz. Good to see you. And it's great to have Hambone and Holy back in the morning. WSHIT checking the traffic here in Crabapple, the local Crabapple area. Don't see too much trouble. All the pedestrian areas are good. All the streets are clear, as usual. Most people going to work late. today it's friday but you do have a little bit of a backup in front of tina tan and tweeze as they start anal bleaching this week they're at the uh tina tan and tweeze so get 20 off when you mention w-s-h-i-t uh yeah nothing else to report it's a great day weather-wise minus 32 degrees another six feet of snow uh due in this weekend but that's okay we know how to roll here at uh crab apple you know how it goes
Krissy Hoadley 1:41
I'll send it back to you in the studio, Jizzy Jazz, and I'm super excited to have Hambone and Holdley back in the morning.
Jizzy Jeff Quackenbush 1:48
Fuck yeah. Excuse my language. Fuck yeah, Hambone and Holdley in the morning. I got a couple more minutes of safe harbor. Put your earmuffs on, kids, if that's what you're for. So let's take a short break here on WSHIT, and then we'll be back with Hambone and Holdley in the morning. They make their triumphal return on a Friday morning.
Unknown 2:16
Oh, yeah, 6 a.m. in the morning, WSHIT, the greater crab appler is happy to have us back. I can feel it in my boners.
Hambone (Bryan Green) 2:25
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Hambone.
Unknown 2:27
Hey, Hoadley, good to see you this morning.
Hambone (Bryan Green) 2:29
Good to be back.
Unknown 2:30
It was good to see you last night, too. You know what I'm saying? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo. Taking my pants down, going round and round the Hoadley. That's how the Hambone does it. You know it.

What are the signs that someone might be cheating?

Unknown 2:39
All right. Back from a little two-week unsolicited vacation. I just want to say one more time, I'm really sorry to anybody we offended with that pig. We didn't mean to get it pregnant. But everything's turning out okay for the pig. Free veterinary services by Crabapple's Finest. You know that guy down there? Dr. Dimple working his magic at the veterinary clinic. Got a ton of new music this morning. Got a ton of new music this morning on Ambon and Oatly. I can't wait. We didn't mean to make it breakfast. Don't worry about the pregnant thing, Holy. We got a show to do. All right. Oink, oink. Oink, oink indeed. Those little honky babies be coming out any time. Lots of new music and lots of new pig babies coming your way.
Unknown 3:40
That's right, Ampone. But don't you worry. Caller number seven, caller number lucky number seven is going to get tickets to see Dee Snider solo at the Crab Apple Amphitheater. And who doesn't want to go see Dee Snider solo? I'm telling you what, that guy can still kick it. I don't know what's in his pants, but man, it's not a bass guitar. I'll tell you that much. That's right, Ambo. That guy was wearing Lululemon long before it was cool. You know what I'm saying? And besides the thinning hair, he seems to be doing okay for himself. I mean, who doesn't want to play the Crabapple Amphitheater? There's two or three hundred seats in there. Jesus. He's hit the big time coming to Crabapple. That's right, Holy. Oh, my God, Hambone.
Unknown 4:31
I really missed you. I missed you, too. Two weeks off. I didn't know what to do with myself. I had to stay up late, go to bed early. If you know what I mean, that's how it works. That's right.

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