RFK Gets Carnivorous in New Food Pyramid & Hegseth Is Accused of Perfidy War Crime | Joachim Trier

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What recent controversies surround Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.?

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We got so much to talk about tonight. Pete Hegseth meets his A.I. twin. RFK's brain worm is hungry for meat. And it's five o'clock somewhere. And by somewhere, I mean the Department of Labor. So let's get into it with another installment of the worst wing.
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What a bunch of losers.

How is MLK Day being affected by the current administration?

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Let's begin with Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of Defense slash war slash creatine. Now, he's been accused of committing war crimes by droning boats up and down the Venezuelan coast. And yesterday, he was accused of an entirely new war crime. So I hate to ask, what is it? A war crime called perfidy. Perfidy? Is that where we're at with this administration? That we're studying up on the B-side war crimes? I mean, why do I feel like the Trump people got a crime of the day calendar and they're just trying to do them all? All right. All right, okay, so what is this terrible thing that we are apparently engaged in? Perfidy, which prevents combatants from intentionally fooling adversaries into believing they are civilians.
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The aircraft used in the attack on September 2nd was painted to look like a civilian plane. Okay, all right, so if you're keeping track, not only did Pete Hegseth bomb people he was supposed to arrest, he then bombed their wreckage again, and he did it with a disguised military plane. My man did a war crime triple-double. They are gonna hang his jersey up in the rafters next to Henry Kissinger's glasses. Moving on to another person that's been dipping his toe back into the worst wing, Elon Musk. Now, he's back in the news right now because his A.I. grok is in a bit of a controversy. The good news, it's not Hitler stuff this time. The bad news is what's replaced it. Tonight, Grok, the AI tool from Elon Musk's company X, is under fire.
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The app, which has an image editing feature, is now being used to create non-consensual and sexualized deep bake images.
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Grok was producing at least a dozen inappropriate images every minute. People were commanding the chat bot to take people's clothes off, basically.
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Wow, okay, this is a tough one. On one hand, you are violating the consent of women around the world. But on the other hand, where else are you gonna find pictures of naked ladies online? We have the world's most powerful computers, and this is what we're doing with them. I mean, when the printing press came out, we're monks like, okay, we'll get to the Gutenberg Bible, but first, let's make 40 copies of Gregor's ass cheeks, all right? Get on it. I mean, is every Trump cabinet member spending their whole day actively destroying the country? I mean, I don't even want to check in with the, I don't know, the labor secretary. Labor Secretary Lori Chavez Jaremer is under an internal investigation. Of course!
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Of course you're under investigation. What, what, are you, are you crushing unions? Are you bringing back child labor? Are you declaring paternity leave kind of gay? What is it?

What insights does Joachim Trier share about his film 'Sentimental Value'?

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What, what terrible thing is it? The complaint alleges she pursued an inappropriate relationship with a subordinate, including several visits to an apartment and hotel rooms while traveling. That's it? in an inappropriate relationship, how the can you? That's not evil. That's not even perfidie or what have you. That's the kind of throwback scandal we had in the 90s. Cowabunga, dude, you know? Come on, tell me more. The complaint alleges drinking in the office during the workday, including a reported stash of champagne, bourbon, and Kahlua.

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