TDS Time Machine | Winter
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Finally, an excuse for my sedentary lifestyle. A huge winter storm that dumped more than a foot of snow on the Plain States, who it should be noted have good personalities, has moved eastward in a 75-mile band stretching from Washington, D.C. to Boston. There was snow, snow mixed with rain, just rain, and what many are calling roe or snane. All right, not that man. Cities hit particularly hard included Cincinnati, whose residents were just starting to dig themselves out when they decided things looked better covered up. In West Virginia, thousands of people were without power, but officials promised that someday soon the state will finally get electricity. In Kansas, oh, we're going around the country.
In Kansas, the storm shut down Interstate 70 from Wakini to the Colorado border, bringing hate crimes to a standstill and all but ruining the Foghat Tavern tour, 99. But right off the bat, many of you know, there was a gigantic snowstorm that was slated to hit the Eastern seaboard earlier in the week. And man, oh man, did that do nothing. Here in the city, it was actually 72 degrees and sunny yesterday. But it was a storm. It moved up north, and we did want to keep track of it, so we sent our Daily Show meteorologist, Stephen Colbert, up to northern Maine to check out the storm that wasn't. There you go. And we're going to go check that out now. We're going to go up to Stephen as he's up there. Stephen Colbert, I understand conditions where you are are actually a little worse than they were in the New York area.
Indeed they are, John. Indeed they are. Stephen, that looks like a blizzard. Put on a coat, for God's sakes. I'm afraid I can't do that, John. I didn't bring a coat. Whole idea of the story was that there wasn't going to be a storm, if you'll remember. Well, there was no storm here in New York, Stephen. Just listen to me. Get in your car and come home. I'm afraid I can't do that right now, John. As you can see, I had a little trouble here with my Camry. I rolled it. Well, at least get in the car and get out of the cold until it blows over. I can't do that either, John. I locked the keys in the car. Honest mistake could happen to anybody. I keep reminding the crew of that. Well, just flag down the first car that you see and get some shelter.
It's dangerous. I can't do that either. Evidently, the state is closed down this stretch of the highway. So it's just sort of a wait and see situation right now. John, wait and see. Back to you. Well, Stephen, stay warm, okay, buddy? Okay. How? All right, we'll check back in with Stephen later. Time permitting, boy, that... We didn't think it was snowing. We apologize. I'm getting word that Stephen Colbert is checking back in.
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