Alley Oop 7 (Part 1): Rooting for the Pistons, KAT, Schroder, is Steph the GOAT w/ Trysta Krick
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He be talking about, I'm the best three-point shooting big man in the history of the world. It's like, bro, we don't give a – get your ass in the paint, you know what I mean, and grab a damn board.
But I do want to just say, like, you doing the RuPaul, like, ain't nothing better, you know, on Cat. That's just – that's mad disrespectful. That's mad disrespectful.
That's three snaps and Z formation. That's the way Cat be out there, zesty as hell. What's the Leonardo DiCaprio movie where they was dreaming? You look like you got that going on, right? Inception.
Was that about the dream?
I think it was a dream within a dream.
I'm just trying to be like you, Jew. Honestly. Plus, let's be honest, between us, it's just me and you on this, right? It's just nobody else is listening. I need to get my eyelashes redone. And so you don't even know. I got to get a little swaggy out. Just to say, I woke up like this. And it's like, well, no, you didn't. You went to a salon and had them glue this mink shit on your eyes just so you can try to look glam. You know, it is what it is, Joe.
Yeah, it is what it is. Detroit basketball versus your, I don't know about your New York Knickerbockers. I know you love the Blazers, but you are a former New Yorker, so you know what's going on in those streets. Talk about this series. Where is this series putting you mentally?
Well, I think I have to say I didn't imagine that I would be rooting for the Pistons as much as I am. When I was watching Game 3, I really wanted Detroit to win that game. I'm just very tired of the true blue Knicks fans being like, Knicks in five, Knicks in five. And you know who I'm talking about. You know who I'm talking about. We have friends that are like... Carl Anthony Towns in the corner like he's selling weed sacks.
No, no, no.
Carl Anthony Towns is walking like he is on a treadmill at two miles an hour is what Carl Anthony Towns is doing. We were at game one, and I think that was when I was like, oh, yeah, I don't really like this team. And I think Tobias Harris said it best when they said, what's the difference between this year's Knicks team and last year's Knicks team? And he's like, Oh, it's a whole other situation over there. They got a different composure. Basically, he was trying to say Cat and them are soft, right? And we can bully those boys around. And that's what they're going to try to do. They're going to try to see him in the back dark alley with a sock full of nickels. You know what I mean? That's what they're trying to do.
The bodega cat.
Yeah, the bodega cat. They're like, we're going to chop cheese on him right now. Put him on the hibachi. And... I don't know if you saw it. They probably should have messed around and lost that game, the Knicks. They had .5 seconds left to go. Jalen Brunson shoots the free throw and misses intentionally. It goes up in the air. No one touches it, right? And then it's like, oh, that's a violation. You can't do that, actually. Now all the Pistons have the ball. And so everything you were trying to do. You just failed at. And also Jalen Brunson probably should have had a backcourt violation. So it was shaky. Good for the Knicks for having a gritty win on the road. But I think this thing has all kinds of ups and downs and side roads and little like story side. You know what I mean?
This thing could go seven.
Right, right. It's all according to which cat are we going to get from a night-to-night basis. Are we going to get the bodega cat who got, like you said, got the weeds in his back pocket, walking up the court, sagging with his Timberlands on, getting back when he wants to, as he did in the game that we saw, game one? Or is he going to be this guy who's just got all the energy? Long range cat. In the bank posting up. You feel me? Like getting the job done cat. If he show up, it's going to be trouble for them Detroit Pistons every night because who can really stop him in that mode? But that's been cat's whole entire career. If you play like that and stop trying to get the flowers and stuff. What was that again? Stop with all that. Then, bro, you are the most dominant big man in the game.
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