Are We Going to Heaven? | Hour 2
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I saw Spider-Man last night. Saw the new Spider-Man.
Which home is it?
Is it like coming home, on the way home, homecoming? This is Spider-Man homeless. No, it's called Brand New Day, all right?
So, I haven't seen it. I will see it tomorrow with my kids.
Are you into it? He's going to the movie theater.
Who opens the hour and what small talk (movies & Spider-Man) starts the conversation?
I'm going to the movie. Well, I go to movies with my kids. Kids want to see a movie? We're going to go see it. So, I'll go. I'm going to hope to stay awake. Got a early review from one Michael Ryan Ruiz.
I did too. What did he say?
He said, and I quote, this is the worst superhero movie ever.
He hated it.
He hated it. But he is the only person I have heard that opinion from.
Yeah, me too. I mean, it's incredibly high. 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. Like really high scores. Okay, it can't go down that much when it's 98% right now.
Here we go.
I told you to be 6% on Metacritic, though.
All right. One of the worst comic book movies I've ever seen, brutal watch that can be entirely skipped, not a single thing of consequence happens in this one.
All right, that's not true. It's just not true.
And then he says something about Tom Holland that I will not repeat.
I was in the middle of the movie, and he sends me a text. He goes, Spider-Man effing sucked. I'm in the middle of the movie, and he sent it. And I'm enjoying the movie. I liked it. Why are you checking your texts in a movie?
Because he's not a movie guy.
That's a good question. I, you know, like the phone... I pull it out every, I don't know, like every hour during the movies are long these days. It's not like you're in there for 90 minutes. You're in and out. Every movie now is two and a half hours. And we, you know, over the course of two and a half hours, I got to check once or twice, make sure everything's okay on the home front. I can't be completely incommunicado. You're going down on the brightness. Of course.
Come on.
Yeah, come on, man. All the way down brightness, all the way down on the sound. I don't have to worry about the ringer. My phone has been on silent for about 15 years.
I don't worry about the ringer either.
Yeah, I don't have to worry about it. Bill Simmons.
I don't do that either. So go ahead. Are you going to go against? Are you glass half full against Mike Ryan's glass half empty? Yeah, Mike Ryan wouldn't know a good movie if he smacked him in the face. All right?
Like, it's a good movie. Just say you want to check your phone, though.
The whole I'm checking in on the home front. Yeah. Yeah, I got to make sure there's no emergency happening. What are you talking about? What am I talking about? When you're at work throughout the whole day, are you just like, let me make sure everyone's still okay? Unless you get a phone call of shit's hitting the fan, you assume everything's fine.
The Cherokees are attacking us.
Okay, guess what? I wouldn't get that phone call. I just told you my phone's on silent. I wouldn't get the phone call.
It's been an hour. My family's safe.
Yeah, that's right. That's exactly how long it took. One and a half seconds.
You just checked your voice? You just checked your text messages?
When does the crew debate checking phones during long movies and movie etiquette?
Or let's be honest, did you check social media?
No, no, no, no, no, no. What if your wife tweeted to help? SOS, save us. The Iroquois. Believe it or not, my wife has no social media.
Good for you.
Great for me. She has no social media.
You don't know about that algorithm.
She knows.
This has become the new version of the 20th century thing was people like, I don't have a TV in my home. Well, you're a weirdo. I mean, what do you mean? You're trying to stiff arm the rest of society. You don't want to be an active member of what is going down in pop culture and otherwise. Come on.
Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. My wife has none of it. It's a good deal.
Let me ask you that. I don't know if being on social media accounts is living over merely surviving, but I'm big on doing the former, not the latter. And I wonder. Just a sec, my phone, by the way, everything's good.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:32
2
Who opens the hour and what small talk (movies & Spider-Man) starts the conversation?
0:32–3:04
3
When does the crew debate checking phones during long movies and movie etiquette?
3:04–9:35
4
How does the conversation shift to the big question: are you going to heaven?
9:35–10:56
5
What arguments and hypothetical scenarios do hosts use to judge who gets into heaven?
10:56–28:03
6
How do hosts compare ‘heaven’ vs being a ghost and what would they do in either afterlife?
28:03–42:29
Speakers
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