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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Best of DLS: The George Harrison Prank Fails

30 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What was the George Harrison prank and how did it unfold?

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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.

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Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!

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Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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Me.

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64.298 - 67.122 Chris Cody

Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.

67.142 - 77.575 Dan Le Batard

Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.

Chapter 2: What reactions did Greg Cody have during the prank?

384.853 - 385.273 Dan Le Batard

One team.

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You don't fight for freedom. You fight for woke. Why are you still talking? Why are you still in a microphone disrespecting our rules, our culture? I thought I was penalized for Billy. He always kept talking. Why does he have a different set of rules? This is unfair. It's woke. And?

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413.193 - 426.993 Dan Le Batard

Minor penalty, two minutes for tripping the entire show. Minor penalty, two minutes for Verbal Diarrhea.

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435.005 - 436.868 Stugatz

Major penalty, five minutes, Scrooning Comedy.

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Minor penalty, two minutes, Peste Tremenda, Coma Mienda. That's my favorite one, him speaking Spanish.

451.353 - 454.08 Chris Cody

It's gay. Okay.

456.286 - 458.813 Mike Ryan

You want to talk some Jimmy Cliff?

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Why were you happy about that?

460.136 - 464.889 Mike Ryan

I was not happy. I was stunned to hear the news and perhaps inadvertently. Still smiling.

Chapter 3: What insights were shared about the influence of Mike Ryan's character?

479.265 - 487.773 Mike Ryan

For a lot of people, it was Bob Marley. For me, it was Jimmy Cliff. That 1972 soundtrack, which I heard about a couple of years late from a friend of mine.

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We should get the Back in My Day music if we're going to do this, if he's going to all of a sudden eulogize Jimmy Cliff when he was happy that Jimmy Cliff died.

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494.579 - 519.97 Mike Ryan

No, I wasn't. I don't even know that fool. And God bless him. That's disrespectful. He lived to be 81. Jimmy Cliff, he had a soundtrack to a movie called The Harder They Come. The harder they come, the harder they fall. And that was the first introduction I had to reggae music. Later, I went back and discovered his contemporaries like Marley, like Peter Tosh, Toots and the Maytals.

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519.95 - 535.393 Mike Ryan

But Jimmy Cliff, to me, was an underrated statue of reggae music, like just a pillar, somebody who's among the all-time greats. And I'm sorry to hear he passed away.

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So you reacted by laughing or by appearing pleased?

539.718 - 542.363 Mike Ryan

I might have had an inadvertent smile on my face.

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Toots and the Maytals are wonderful, or were wonderful.

Chapter 4: How did the audience respond to the impersonation of Jeremy?

545.387 - 548.151 Mike Ryan

They sure were. Hibbert died just a couple of years ago.

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This is a classic back in my day right here. Talking toots and the Maytals. I don't know any of these words. No, but that's right. That's what back in my day should be, except written.

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558.307 - 558.668 Mike Ryan

Yeah.

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And crafted with care.

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560.411 - 565.14 Mike Ryan

It's even better when it's spontaneous. Kids out there, look up Jimmy Cliff. No, it's not.

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Look up Jimmy Cliff. You think it's better spoken than written in your case when you can take care with the written word? The reason you don't do them anymore is because they're hard and you don't do hard things anymore.

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Is that right?

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Is that wrong?

579.626 - 579.927 Mike Ryan

No. No.

Chapter 5: What are the 'Top 5 Shoulda Couldas' from NFL Sunday?

606.008 - 611.213 Mike Ryan

I think I've done that. I have done them all. I don't pine for anything anymore. Not even Pine Saul.

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That one right there is all the things you can pine for. Pine Solve, the smell of a disinfectant.

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616.501 - 619.826 Mike Ryan

Dan, you trampled a great one. Say that one again, Greg. Miami what? Miami Solve.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts assess the performance of NFL teams?

621.529 - 622.39 Mike Ryan

S-O-L, baby.

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Sorry, Tony. Thank you for that correction.

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627.238 - 645.982 Mike Ryan

WNBA. That's great. Ruth Riley, am I right? Ruth Riley up in the house. Ruth Cody. Ruth Doogie. All the great Ruths. Isn't that a name from the Bible? I think it is. Who, Doogie? No, I don't think so. No, Ruth.

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646.302 - 647.104 Chris Cody

Oh, yeah, Ruth, yeah.

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647.324 - 650.109 Mike Ryan

What was Ruth's part in the Bible? Why?

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First of all, I don't think there is a Ruth. There is, Dan. Again, you're wrong, Dan.

654.276 - 655.779 Mike Ryan

You're big wrong. What was her role?

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There's a Ruth in the Bible, okay. She wrote the book. She didn't write the book. There's not a book of Ruth. I think there is. Where my Bible people at? I don't know why you keep talking that way.

Chapter 7: What humorous moments occurred during the discussion?

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Where my man at? Why did you just say Ruth Riley in the house? You were just naming a player of WNBA. You're in Miami because it's the only thing you know.

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678.606 - 682.353 Mike Ryan

The Miami soul, Ruth Riley, is the only player I associate from those days.

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But what did you say that way for? What way?

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686.139 - 687.842 Mike Ryan

What do you mean?

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I think you did In the House, Boy, or some form. You did something. I can't quote you directly.

694.176 - 695.859 Dan Le Batard

You said, where are my Bible people at?

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No, before that. Before that. We're right here. We hear you. You shouldn't be afraid. She didn't write the book, but she was part of the book, obviously.

703.875 - 704.717 Chris Cody

Thank you. Being the book.

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Mike Ryan, I am going to insist that you put down a modicum of that makeup and join me in conversation as we head into a football midweek extravaganza in which the entertainment is going to prepare you for Bad Bunny because all of a sudden football has gotten a little bit better at choosing its entertainment acts.

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