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How did the show open and who’s in the Zazz seat?
You got to put your headsets on there, Greg, so that you can hear them counting us in so that you know that we're starting and we're on the air and you don't say anything inappropriate with a hot mic on. Do you feel like you're ready now? You feel like you're ready to go? Born ready.
He's in a two seat today. This is big.
Wow. He's calling it the Zazz seat. And I don't know what kind of pressure he feels sitting in the Zazz seat. Is that what it's called? You called it that. I didn't call it that. You called it. You said you got up with a harumph from your seat. What is your seat? You got up and you said they want me in the Zazz seat.
Yeah. Well, that was a mistake. I should have said the number two seat.
Do you feel any extra pressure?
No.
Does the job feel any different to you in that seat?
I feel light. I feel like I'm floating on air.
You feel like Travis Hunter? You're lighter even though you're heavier?
Yes.
Exactly. Where is Amin? Amin is supposed to be in today. He had travel issues.
I saw him documenting. It seemed like it was a pretty nightmarish travel situation over here, but he'll be here a little bit later.
Did he have an issue flying in this morning or flying in last night?
He tried to take the red eye and there was issues there.
It seems to be not the best way to do this show after flying all night on a red eye and then just bombing in in the middle of the show and trying to catch up. That seems like a group of ingredients that are not good to prepare the gumbo.
Especially when last week he was here mocking people for traveling early in the day, saying like, oh, you think you don't get like and then he gets delayed on a later flight.
Yeah, I disagree with that. Now, Amin is a very seasoned traveler. He's taken a million more flights than I have. But I always try to take the first flight out in the morning. I was in D.C. over the weekend and I got burned with a midday flight. You do it in the morning because if there are delays, you still arrive reasonably early. I always try to take the first flights out. Those are the flights that I feel like I can depend on the most.
I was of the belief that it was a fact. that the earliest flight of the day is the least likely to be delayed. I thought that that was not an opinion. I didn't think that was a judgment.
I look for flights where the plane is in the gate overnight.
And Amin claimed last week that that's just when the suckers travel. It's not anything to do with avoiding delays. Just that's when the suckers travel.
Well, we had a period of flying that had just a great deal of unrest in it and felt like systems failing throughout America where you couldn't rely on much of any flight to leave on time, where airports were jammed and everything else. And yet, leaving on the first flight every time, I've suffered no delays. I've had no experiences in the last five years that would suggest to me that there are any airport problems because I always fly out on the first flight.
It's axiomatic because the first flight isn't waiting on a previous flight to get there.
Or to have to be cleaned and everything else as people scurry in and out.
Axiomatic. Great word. Thank you. That's not two-chair behavior. That's a lexicon that two-chair is not used to.
That's actually an Edwin Pope word. That's a word that I learned from him. And I say it in homage to him.
Homage, also not a word that usually can be found in the two-seat. Is that what we're going to get from the two-seat today? A bunch of vocabulary that we've never heard before? You should try to do that as a theme in the show. You should try to use as many words. Let's count them. Let's have a sound. Roy, see if you can find.
Okay.
Some sort of sound that would indicate, just like a little ding or something that would indicate every, and we won't even acknowledge it, just a little ding that acknowledges every time he uses a word in the Zazz seat that has never been used before from that seat.
An auditory device that is not acknowledging it.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
How did the show open and who’s in the Zazz seat?
0:00–15:12
2
What local headlines does the crew propose to start the show with?
15:12–18:17
3
Why did the Marlins trade Liam Hicks and was the return fair?
18:17–24:57
4
How do analysts evaluate the Marlins’ four small deals—buyers or sellers?
24:57–40:14
Speakers
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