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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
That's right. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?
Yes, sir, man.
Chapter 2: What are JuJu's Thursday Thunder picks for the NBA Playoffs?
Last Thursday, we was one away, man. One away. But this Thursday, we taking it to the top, baby. First leg. Man, I'm going with the New York Knicks minus two and a half. What I saw from the Hawks game four, that felt like a little effort situation. I don't know if they satisfied with what they got so far. I know I saw the look in the Knicks' eyes, though.
So I'm going with the Knicks minus two and a half. Next leg, I'm going with Quentin Grimes of the Sixers for eight points. My boy been aggressive, and having him be back opens things up a lot, you dig it? Comma. But that's the second leg. Third leg and last leg, I'm going with Jordan Clarkston for six points tonight. Pro them Knicks, you dig it? My boy be stepping up, man.
Macau Bridges, APB out for him. Look out for Jordan Clarkston.
Before we get to the polls and all the stuff we want to talk about, Juju, do you have any opinions on Roy and what we found in his ear today? Were you surprised that Zaslow had a clean ear, Roy had a dirty ear, and we are judging Roy as a dirty-eared person?
Yeah, I think that's unfair. I think that might be under the HIPAA violations. I think we're supposed to cheer Roy on for being brave, brave enough to show us what's in his head. Cheer for myself.
Thank you, Roy. Appreciate that. Juju always giving off positivity, even when it is not merited in any way whatsoever. I deserve it. I don't feel like you do in this instance. You had some bravery, but you had a dirtier ear than anyone expected after, surprisingly, Zaz had a totally clean one.
Yeah, well, you introduced Pitchcock a couple minutes ago, so there's that.
Not the first time I have done that.
One of our favorite bits, actually.
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Chapter 3: What opinions does JuJu have about Roy's ear situation?
So number five, DEI. Number four, trans people. Number three, female empowerment. Number two, intimacy. And number one, commitment.
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is Father Time indeed around the corner on Joel Embiid's ass at Levitard Show? Because I don't think it is yet. Is he fast? Is Father Time fast? I don't think of Father Time.
So it takes him a while to get there, you know what I mean? You've got a couple years, and all of a sudden it's like, oh, he's here. But it's like, well, was he running fast or was he running slow the whole time?
I didn't feel like Father Time was the one chasing Joel Embiid. I thought it was just general medical status. How old is he? He's not that old, right? He's 22.
He's 19 years old. Jason Tatum.
At Levitard Show is how you vote on the polls. Can we have a Joker of the day? Do you have one of those for us today?
Oh, man. I'm not sure how. You know the internet. You be seeing something. I'm like, I don't believe it. But I've done saw this enough. Boston Magazine, bruh. They put on the cover of the 150 most influential Bostonians of 2026. Mike Vrabel and Drake May, bruh. Y'all could have edited that photo through Missoula or somebody on the cover or just Drake May. I don't know.
But y'all are some jokers for that one. Yeah, could have been literally anybody else.
At Levitard Show is where you vote on the polls. What do we have in the way of updates today? It felt like we had a lot of them today. I also think you should put on the poll, do you know it's a good show when you have a lot of polls? Because I do feel pretty generally that there is a correlation here between how good the show is and how many polls we had. It felt like we had a lot today.
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Chapter 4: How does Joel Embiid's performance impact the Sixers' chances?
Okay.
Okay. You're going to lie here in front of everybody. You're going to do that. You're going to do that. You said you turned your back and you covered your mouth and you didn't use any of those things. I never said I covered my mouth. I never said I covered my mouth. I did turn my back once to make sure that whatever was there, nobody saw.
And nobody did, except you, who were watching very closely. Anyway, Zazz fell out of a chair. Don't worry about me.
Seemed like a disgusting thing to do in front of people. Seemed like it could have been done anywhere. Juju would have never done it. Juju would have never done that in front of people. Not mouth covered, not anything like that.
I'd rather die, Dan. When you think of Roger Clemens, what jersey is he wearing? A Yankee jersey, Red Sox jersey, Blue Jays jersey, or Astros jersey? 53% of the audience says a Red Sox jersey. A blue jay. Hey, man. It's cotton. Should you approach a Q-tip the way you do a bear? Close one. 54% of the audience says no. Got to be more careful.
Are we in an apocalyptic place where no one is talking about the mysterious dying of the scientists? 94% of the audience says yes. And 50% of the audience says I can't say apocalyptic. It's a tough one. is there a more ridiculous thing to be afraid than hold on i can't read now is there a more ridiculous thing to be afraid of than a q-tip 58 of the audience says no there is not
Sorry for your list, Jeremy. And last poll, is Wimby indeed better than you? 91% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.
Thank you, Juju. Before we get out of here, because I am going to be gone for the next week, I did want to throw to a little promo here of Neil Brennan on South Beach Sessions with us. Before I do that, though, Juju, when are you starting up with Alley Oop doing live after playoff games? When is all of that starting for Alley Oop, for you and Trista?
Yes, sir. The semifinals, the Eastern and Western semifinals, which is right around the corner. We finna crank this baby up, man. We got a lot of guests, a lot of fun guests, man. We usually don't have guests on the Alley Oop, which is rare. So we finna turn that thing around and make it more fun, man, for the playoffs.
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