Father Time Is On Joel Embiid's Ass | Postgame Show
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That's right. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?
Yes, sir, man.
What are JuJu's Thursday Thunder picks for the NBA Playoffs?
Last Thursday, we was one away, man. One away. But this Thursday, we taking it to the top, baby. First leg. Man, I'm going with the New York Knicks minus two and a half. What I saw from the Hawks game four, that felt like a little effort situation. I don't know if they satisfied with what they got so far. I know I saw the look in the Knicks' eyes, though. So I'm going with the Knicks minus two and a half. Next leg, I'm going with Quentin Grimes of the Sixers for eight points. My boy been aggressive, and having him be back opens things up a lot, you dig it? Comma. But that's the second leg. Third leg and last leg, I'm going with Jordan Clarkston for six points tonight. Pro them Knicks, you dig it? My boy be stepping up, man.
Macau Bridges, APB out for him. Look out for Jordan Clarkston.
Before we get to the polls and all the stuff we want to talk about, Juju, do you have any opinions on Roy and what we found in his ear today? Were you surprised that Zaslow had a clean ear, Roy had a dirty ear, and we are judging Roy as a dirty-eared person?
Yeah, I think that's unfair. I think that might be under the HIPAA violations. I think we're supposed to cheer Roy on for being brave, brave enough to show us what's in his head. Cheer for myself.
Thank you, Roy. Appreciate that. Juju always giving off positivity, even when it is not merited in any way whatsoever. I deserve it. I don't feel like you do in this instance. You had some bravery, but you had a dirtier ear than anyone expected after, surprisingly, Zaz had a totally clean one.
Yeah, well, you introduced Pitchcock a couple minutes ago, so there's that.
Not the first time I have done that.
One of our favorite bits, actually.
Before we get to the polls here, what do we have on the Sixers? I know that you've been following them because they are challenging your Boston Celtics. I don't know what your opinions are on Joel Embiid.
Yeah, I mean, I think I want to go out on a limb, and of course I have Celtics fandom, but I call myself an NBA analyst. So what I'm seeing from the Sixers right now, bruh, if Joel Embiid can give you 29 minutes like the other night, because that was the most impressive stat to me. He got you the points. He got you the rebounds. He got you 29 minutes of him the other night. And that changes the entire East. I think that him being back and healthy, it opens vj it opens uh maxi grimes is so aggressive thursday thunder lock him in he's so aggressive p pg-13 that entire team takes on a different persona with him on the court and i want to go out on a limb and say bro he might put them in the championship conversation because look at that East right now.
No matter what, you got to remember, in the Eastern Conference Finals, there are going to be Raptors or there are going to be Magic or Pistons, but that's a piece of cake. So look out for them damn Sixers, man. They're going to make some noise.
Or Cavs. That limb is flimsy. You're out there by yourself on that limb. There ain't nobody with you there.
Right, bro. Look at Joel Embiid, bro. Also, the first half, they made an in-game adjustment. I think he was like 0 for 4 from 3 in the first half. That's what people want you to do, Joel. Second half, he didn't shoot no threes. All paint work. And that's the most dangerous version of him. And his clock is not – Father time is around the cone on his ass, basically. So he got to do it right now.
Based off what was going on earlier in the show, Juju, I do have a quick top five things that are more ridiculous to be afraid of than Q-tips. Oh, man.
What opinions does JuJu have about Roy's ear situation?
So number five, DEI. Number four, trans people. Number three, female empowerment. Number two, intimacy. And number one, commitment.
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is Father Time indeed around the corner on Joel Embiid's ass at Levitard Show? Because I don't think it is yet. Is he fast? Is Father Time fast? I don't think of Father Time.
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