Hour 1: A Real Piece of ****
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What is the significance of the Mi Burrito Sabanero remix?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
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What's wrong with these people?
Benny in Fort Lauderdale. You're on 790.
Hi, this is Benny from Fort Lauderdale.
We've established that.
I want to say that the 72 Dolphins are so special because they won every game and then they won all the playoff games.
That's a pretty good call. Who is this?
Is this your favorite show caller? Oh, my God. That is a perfect sports radio call. Comedically, the timing on, hi, this is Benny from Fort Lauderdale. We've established that. Stu Gantz has never been sharper. To then follow that with the single most obvious point that you can make. He was right, though. That the undefeated Dolphins won all their games in the regular season and then the postseason. That is a perfectly stupid call to encapsulate all sports radio caller wisdom.
But then to have Hawk on the back end kind of finish him off. Finish Benny off. Yes. You know, it's like the biggest compliment. We've been fortunate to have two super smart executive producers who are also very funny guys. They know funny when they hear funny. I remember saying we've established that and seeing Hawk burst out in laughter in the other room. And for us, it's like the highest compliment because if Hawk is laughing, if Mike is laughing, if Chris, Billy, if they're laughing, Roy, the audience is laughing because those guys don't laugh at much. So we know they're laughing and we hit all the notes. It was perfect.
What he had to say. Well, the 72 Dolphins were so special because they won all the games. Like, come on, man. This is why we don't take calls anymore, because of that.
Dan always had an open disdain for the traditional sports radio caller and established rules pretty quickly. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You don't actually care. It's just filler. Just... get on the show, give me your point, and leave, and we can go on to the next one. Now, callers eventually became a huge part of our show with fakes and songs, and we established quite the top that nature with calls. And calls can actually be good. And Benny from Fort Lauderdale, when he was screened, did not necessarily fit the mold of a caller that would get through on the air with Dan. Very traditional sports take.
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