Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well

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Who are the main hosts and guests in 'Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well'?

Dan Le Batard 0:35
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Chris Cote 0:43
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Dan Le Batard 0:49
Chris Cody has had a heavy tongue over the last couple of days, but he did that really well. Thank you. The hockey playoffs and the basketball playoffs are going to rattle and shake this show over the next couple of months. Amin's flying in. Last night, he's doing Memphis Golden State, and he's flying in for this. And... I have to get to what I am telling you, Stugatz, I am serious about.

What is the issue with timing and show scheduling discussed in the episode?

Dan Le Batard 1:15
It's one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to me professionally or personally, but it'll be in minutes that I will get to it. Okay, minutes. Yes, I'm going to make the apology publicly in minutes, but Chris Cody was telling me, because he's been doing a private show for me here the last couple of days, it's very funny, I wish you could hear it, that David is annoyed, again, that David is bothered at the start of this.
Chris Cote 1:41
That's just me reading body language. I haven't heard from him in a while. He looks annoyed. He looks annoyed all the time.
Dan Le Batard 1:45
Okay, are you mad at us? Is there something wrong?
Stugatz 1:50
I just had the time wrong. So it's all good. So you're mad at yourself. Yeah, it's my fault. I thought it was supposed to be 1020 when it was 1027 Eastern. My bad. How you guys doing?
Dan Le Batard 2:08
1027.
Chris Cote 2:08
I know, but he's a show business, baby. Like what is like, come on. This is not this is not nine to five here.
Stugatz 2:14
This is we're wheeling and dealing. You're wheeling and dealing, Chris? Yes, you are the executive producer who's supposed to be wheeling and dealing. You are supposed to be driving the show so that things happen when they're supposed to be happening.
Chris Cote 2:27
We were cooking with Tim Kirchhen. We were cooking. By showing a picture of Mel Kiper?
David Samson 2:32
No, you're wrong. Listen, I had to tell Greg Maddox one time because we had a conflict with guests that, hey, we'll call you back in an hour, and he was fine with it. And you're not Greg Maddox. And you're not Maddox, right.
Unidentified 2:43
And it was Rusty Staub, by the way, not Mel Kiper. Yeah, that's a fine. No, it was also Mel Kiper.
Stugatz 2:47
Nah, it was Rusty Staub.
Dan Le Batard 2:48
It was Rusty.
Stugatz 2:49
It was an eagle. It was Mel Kiper with the protective eagle, Tony.

How do the hosts discuss getting Pearl Jam tickets last minute?

Dan Le Batard 2:54
Regardless, you're annoyed because we're late again. Roy, what are you laughing about?
David Samson 2:58
He's annoyed because he got his time wrong. I don't like the way he said that to me, by the way. I didn't like that.
Dan Le Batard 3:03
What don't you like? It was very just dismissive. Well, but look, man. Because it was. But we have a problem around here generally about how David Sampson would like things run and how it is that we run things here at Metal Art. It's a recurring theme. He's recurringly angry at everyone. Sounds like David Sampson has a problem, not us. Does does David have a ticket guy? Does David? I imagine that David.
Zaslow 3:31
Oh, David has a ticket. Let's get right to it. He has a ticket.
Dan Le Batard 3:34
Zaslow wants Pearl Jam tickets. Needs. Do you think that you could get him Pearl Jam tickets?
Stugatz 3:42
Well, the answer is, would I? Because, of course, I can. Mm hmm. But the answer is, would I? Well, would you?
Zaslow 3:50
Oh, yeah. What are we weighing here? Like, what's what are we talking about?
Stugatz 3:54
Well, clearly not now. It's a week before the show, and the shows were announced months ago, so it can't be that you're that disorganized that you're just making the ask today.
Dan Le Batard 4:03
Oh, I think my ticket guy could do that in a week. I can't have a better ticket guy than you. There's no way that I've got a better ticket guy than you.
Unidentified 4:13
Do you really have a ticket guy if you've got to give him months advance notice? It's not a ticket guy. Ticket guy is a guy like, hey, man.
David Samson 4:19
Five minutes before the show, yes.
Zaslow 4:21
And it's not that I'm disorganized. It's that I don't want to have to count on someone else. Like I, I'd like to get it done myself and I have failed. I have failed miserably. So now I need help.

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