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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts and guests in 'Hour 1: Dan Is Not Well'?

35.924 - 39.589 Dan Le Batard

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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43.919 - 48.543 Chris Cote

This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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49.223 - 75.58 Dan Le Batard

Chris Cody has had a heavy tongue over the last couple of days, but he did that really well. Thank you. The hockey playoffs and the basketball playoffs are going to rattle and shake this show over the next couple of months. Amin's flying in. Last night, he's doing Memphis Golden State, and he's flying in for this. And... I have to get to what I am telling you, Stugatz, I am serious about.

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Chapter 2: What is the issue with timing and show scheduling discussed in the episode?

75.72 - 97.944 Dan Le Batard

It's one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to me professionally or personally, but it'll be in minutes that I will get to it. Okay, minutes. Yes, I'm going to make the apology publicly in minutes, but Chris Cody was telling me, because he's been doing a private show for me here the last couple of days, it's very funny, I wish you could hear it, that David is annoyed, again,

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98.604 - 101.207 Dan Le Batard

that David is bothered at the start of this.

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101.227 - 105.612 Chris Cote

That's just me reading body language. I haven't heard from him in a while. He looks annoyed. He looks annoyed all the time.

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105.632 - 108.656 Dan Le Batard

Okay, are you mad at us? Is there something wrong?

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110.664 - 121.772 Stugatz

I just had the time wrong. So it's all good. So you're mad at yourself. Yeah, it's my fault. I thought it was supposed to be 1020 when it was 1027 Eastern. My bad. How you guys doing?

128.317 - 128.297 Dan Le Batard

1027.

128.497 - 134.661 Chris Cote

I know, but he's a show business, baby. Like what is like, come on. This is not this is not nine to five here.

134.702 - 147.931 Stugatz

This is we're wheeling and dealing. You're wheeling and dealing, Chris? Yes, you are the executive producer who's supposed to be wheeling and dealing. You are supposed to be driving the show so that things happen when they're supposed to be happening.

147.951 - 152.715 Chris Cote

We were cooking with Tim Kirchhen. We were cooking. By showing a picture of Mel Kiper?

Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss getting Pearl Jam tickets last minute?

174.755 - 178.496 Dan Le Batard

Regardless, you're annoyed because we're late again. Roy, what are you laughing about?

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178.516 - 183.739 David Samson

He's annoyed because he got his time wrong. I don't like the way he said that to me, by the way. I didn't like that.

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183.799 - 209.635 Dan Le Batard

What don't you like? It was very just dismissive. Well, but look, man. Because it was. But we have a problem around here generally about how David Sampson would like things run and how it is that we run things here at Metal Art. It's a recurring theme. He's recurringly angry at everyone. Sounds like David Sampson has a problem, not us. Does does David have a ticket guy? Does David?

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209.695 - 210.956 Dan Le Batard

I imagine that David.

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211.636 - 214.477 Zaslow

Oh, David has a ticket. Let's get right to it. He has a ticket.

214.557 - 221.419 Dan Le Batard

Zaslow wants Pearl Jam tickets. Needs. Do you think that you could get him Pearl Jam tickets?

222.78 - 230.643 Stugatz

Well, the answer is, would I? Because, of course, I can. Mm hmm. But the answer is, would I? Well, would you?

230.703 - 233.784 Zaslow

Oh, yeah. What are we weighing here? Like, what's what are we talking about?

234.642 - 243.709 Stugatz

Well, clearly not now. It's a week before the show, and the shows were announced months ago, so it can't be that you're that disorganized that you're just making the ask today.

Chapter 4: What embarrassing personal and professional moment does Dan Levitar reveal?

349.016 - 350.158 Stugatz

It's an easy one.

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350.678 - 366.05 Unidentified

Okay, you think it's an easy one to get Zaslow to work for free? No, we're cooking with gas. You think it's easy? Wait a minute. You can't have a lack of faith in your ticket guy and then say, but if Zaslow's willing to work for free.

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366.21 - 367.271 David Samson

Yeah, but now he has a reason.

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367.411 - 371.954 Unidentified

All of a sudden, you have a ticket guy that can do what I'm saying my ticket guy can do.

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371.975 - 392.423 Stugatz

I'm not talking about six months anymore. I'm going on game time, and I'm doing the arbitrage. I don't understand this conversation. I will have tickets in your mailbox, Zazz, and you will be on the schedule for tomorrow and Friday for free, and you will have two tickets to the concert next week. I'm going on the game time.

392.444 - 397.145 Zaslow

Two shows, Thursday and Saturday. Two shows, two shows. Two shows, Thursday, Saturday. Thursday and Saturday.

397.165 - 399.526 Stugatz

And you're doing two shows tomorrow and Friday. 100%.

401.167 - 406.254 Dan Le Batard

What about, wait a minute, what about instead of one ticket both nights, how about two tickets one night?

406.354 - 407.175 Zaslow

You're asking me?

Chapter 5: Who is Pablo Torre and why is he being praised on the show?

407.456 - 408.377 Dan Le Batard

I was asking Zazz.

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408.477 - 417.309 Zaslow

Oh no, I need to go to both shows. But you need two tickets to each show, right? Yeah, how do I not take my son? He loves them too. My son!

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417.549 - 421.51 Dan Le Batard

Okay, well, wait a minute. Now, multiple tickets where we got a problem.

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421.55 - 431.192 Zaslow

No, I would accept just one. See, this is what happens. You do the arbitrage thing. No, I'm not going to be a schnurrer. If you presented me with one ticket, I'm very happy about that. Very.

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431.472 - 440.174 Dan Le Batard

Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do you know what a schnurrer is? It's not that. Everyone does. A schnurrer. I don't know what those are.

440.414 - 443.895 Zaslow

Is this someone who is greedy, doesn't appreciate? Me.

444.035 - 464.75 Dan Le Batard

Me. Okay. So I'm sorry, David, that we still haven't gotten to your segment, but I'm going to have to, and this is rude of me, I am going to have to knock Samson out of the way here to tell you about one of the most embarrassing personal and professional moments of my career and to welcome in Pablo Torre in order to do so.

465.45 - 490.441 Dan Le Batard

Because beyond being the person who married me and my wife, I am just extraordinarily proud of him for a number of different reasons. The work that he's doing, the awards that he's winning, the things that he's doing on MSNBC, and the way that I did something on air this week made Mina Kimes ask me if me and Pablo were okay.

490.461 - 504.211 Dan Le Batard

And if she asks me that, I did something very wrong on air that then got aggregated And Zazzle comes in here today and asks me, what did you ask me?

Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Peabody Award nomination mentioned?

567.091 - 586.403 Pablo Torre

I was dealing with DMs from a separate sports media writer, so that's cool. Great to know that. Something that Mina and I both advised was that Dan not do what he's doing right now live. So cool. But let's do it.

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587.063 - 608.883 Dan Le Batard

No, I well, I didn't get that part. But regardless, the thing that I wanted to play for all of you and one of the many reasons that I am proud of Pablo is. He is doing on Morning Joe something that I have not seen. Never mind on that show. With an easy grace, he is capturing our times in a way that you need to listen to what he is doing.

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609.344 - 630.835 Dan Le Batard

Journalistically, and you need to listen to what he's doing socially. Because I'm going to play a clip from Morning Joe here. And he's got a facility around things that are happening in America right now that are dangerous. deeply, deeply troubling and I'm just really happy to see him doing things like this on MSNBC on behalf of us and the company.

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631.375 - 633.936 Pablo Torre

It's a test. We are now taking a test.

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633.976 - 634.796 Dan Le Batard

What's the test?

634.836 - 647.339 Pablo Torre

The test is do you see these people as human beings deserving of the protection as human beings of the country that has styled itself the foremost protector of decency and due process in human history?

647.999 - 668.845 Pablo Torre

And when you show these videos and you allow this administration to cast these people as people who should be shackled, who don't look like you, what they don't want you to realize in the case of Mr. Abrego Garcia is that this was a dad who was apprehended while in a parking lot of an Ikea with his autistic son in the back.

669.346 - 684.193 Pablo Torre

And one of the most primary criteria for why he was apprehended was because he was wearing a Chicago Bulls cap and hoodie. Everybody acknowledges that this guy, as we see photos of him and his family, did not deserve any of this.

684.873 - 702.124 Pablo Torre

And if this was somebody who looked a little bit more like the people we tend to be intuitively sympathetic towards, which is to say very clearly, if he was a white guy who wasn't generally associated with what it means to be scary and foreign. John, this is the sort of story, the suspension of due process.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the awards budget and show production challenges?

747.961 - 763.364 Stugatz

all you have so yeah i'm just trying to trying to calculate whether we're losing monetization by clipping that long a clip of msnbc and whether or not pablo was aware that we were doing this because i think it's fantastic and the focus should be on what pablo is doing at with metal arc

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763.624 - 781.043 Stugatz

as part of Pablo Torre finds out just one of the most unbelievable things, getting nominated for a Peabody Award and the aggregation of you being upset with Pablo. It's a fricking Tuesday that you're aggregated for people misunderstanding things that happen, if not members of your family and friends.

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781.644 - 802.078 Stugatz

So my focus, to the extent that I'm still sitting here 18 minutes later, is that Pablo's show is so good that for anything Metal Lark adjacent to be recognized the way his show is, is a credit to what, Dan, you have done and started. And you should be damn, damn freaking proud of it. You want us to celebrate a nomination? Congratulations!

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802.098 - 802.939 Unidentified

Congratulations!

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804.48 - 809.002 Dan Le Batard

Yes! Yes! A nomination! Wonderful.

809.083 - 836.12 Pablo Torre

This went very quickly, and I have to say, maybe even predictably went from, I am feeling my heart growing full, to, I hate you guys. I really do. Well, we love you. Dan, I got you a Peabody. Yes, a nomination. A nomination. It is a nomination. Relax. Yes. The winners are announced at some point in the future. I want to explain what's happening to Amin.

Chapter 8: What humorous moments occur around the apology and celebration segments?

836.141 - 860.6 Pablo Torre

I mean, remember when your parents were like, well, I don't know if this is the right metaphor, but it feels like when, as a kid, The adult in the room starts off by complimenting you, and it's so effusive that it becomes suspicious. It's that setup times the time that you and Izzy were fighting on air. It's kind of like that stuff. Kind of like all that stuff.

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860.62 - 873.409 Unidentified

You know what's funny? When you get nominated for these things, the show's nominated, but typically they submit a particular episode. Papa, I just want to make sure. Was the episode submitted, The Haunted Hotel One in Oklahoma City? No.

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875.743 - 878.545 Pablo Torre

That was not what we submitted.

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879.285 - 883.548 Unidentified

But I still get a Peabody if we win, right? Yeah, we cut this thing up.

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885.188 - 901.158 Dan Le Batard

Samson, what's the face that you're making? Because I will let everyone know that Samson, among the budget cuts that he's recommending, award prices, nomination prices. Samson doesn't want any... You got to save where you can.

901.198 - 913.971 Pablo Torre

Can we go through a day without being aggregated? Can we go through one day without Barrett Sports Media getting in my inbox about the awards budget? Jesus Christ.

917.564 - 919.985 Unidentified

What is Samson laughing about? He's trying to come.

920.005 - 921.185 Chris Cote

How bad you are at this.

923.166 - 926.226 Unidentified

What was the apology for again?

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