Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month

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Jessica 0:01
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
Mike 0:12
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jägermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Mike 0:56
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jägermeister. Damn, that's cold.
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Mike 1:04
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Dan Le Batard 1:25
Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard 1:45
Cuervo.
Unidentified 1:50
Cuervo.
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Dan Le Batard 2:04
Roy, I feel like you're a little scared, a little gun-shy. I feel like that... He's got a lot going on. He's got a lot going on. That seat has a lot of... Buttons. Yeah, a lot of stuff going on. He's got to make sure microphones are on. Sliding over here. Yeah, so stay on it.
Roy 2:19
But he's doing a good job. Yeah, a great job.
Dan Le Batard 2:21
I would never say otherwise. As alleged, I'm a shit-talker. I believe myself to be a supportive friend and ally to all involved here.
Advertisement Narrator 2:29
Thank you.
Dan Le Batard 2:31
I believe as well that I will have a hard time getting Jessica, Billy, Andrew Hawkins and Stugatz to meet the enthusiasm of Roy and Mike for what is presently happening in hockey. And P.K. Subban is going to join us here in moments. I don't believe I will get from the group anything. fired up people. I believe Stugacic right now is looking up everything that happened this weekend so he can get caught up on all things hockey.
Jessica 2:58
I was looking up Wes Welker, I mean.
Billy 3:01
It seems like this is minor shit talking. It's like, you guys aren't going to care about this.
Dan Le Batard 3:07
What I'm asking you to do is create chemistry for me here when I have trouble with leadership and I run a loose ship. Mike and Roy badly want to talk about this. I don't think anybody else does. And it's always a problem around here when we've got real good sports content, but also people want the funny. And I've got to make the chemicals combine. And sometimes I do it by just shit talking.
Mike 3:24
Well, what do you want to talk about? Do you want to talk about the hockey? Because we'd love to get you aboard on our side. You've highlighted a bunch of people that you don't feel like want to talk about it, but you haven't ventured into the waters.
Dan Le Batard 3:34
Because I want to talk about Terrence Shannon. That's what I want to do. I want to talk about that Illinois ceremony. That's what I want to do.
Mike 3:43
That's a weird way of saying you don't want to talk about hockey.
Billy 3:46
You should just do what you want to do. Were you not watching Saturday Night? It was that empty netter.
Dan Le Batard 3:50
I was watching Saturday Night Live, which is what I wanted to talk about earlier in the show, but people assume that I'm in control of what's happening around here.
Roy 3:56
I was watching Kevin Hart take pictures with women much taller than him, which we also need to talk about. But we could start with the hockey.
Mike 4:03
Also, Saturday Night Live aired on Sunday.
Billy 4:06
I didn't like that.
Roy 4:06
I didn't like that either, Billy. They should have done it on Saturday for tradition's sake. I know it was like a four-day thing.
Mike 4:12
For 50 years, we've had this one time slot. You know how we're going to honor it? By putting it on a Sunday.
Roy 4:16
But it was a Sunday that felt like a Saturday because we had Monday off.

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