Hour 1: Gotta Clean That Up

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What is the $5,000 bet involving the Shipping Container?

Mike Ryan 0:00
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Mike Ryan 0:47
Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit.

What insights did Doug Christie share in his postgame press conference?

Mike Ryan 0:53
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Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:26
That's right, Chris.

How is Mike Ryan's aging discussed in the episode?

Mike Ryan 1:26
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What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment revealed?

Mike Ryan 1:52
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

How are the Sacramento Kings performing this season?

Mike Ryan 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Dan Le Batard 2:41
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Unknown 2:49
one of the things that i always find interesting in basketball is how sustainable are you uh the pacers are one in ten the mavericks were in the finals a couple of years ago the whole thing has fallen apart you remember that really fun year sacramento had where it's like are they on the rise now their coach is doug christie who i don't believe is necessarily qualified for that job. He's another one of these former players who doesn't have a unique necessarily insight to how to coach. He's just a former player who has some allegiances to Sacramento that people remember. And so the Sacramento thing has collapsed. And the press conference we played of Doug Christie yesterday was weird. But before I replay it and then tell you what happens to update this story,

What is the significance of Doug Christie's relationship with his wife?

Unknown 3:35
I mean, what's fair and unfair to say about Doug Christie's both relationship with Sacramento and his relationship with his wife that was a subject of much topic around Doug Christie that makes a whole lot of people in our audience of a certain age remember that Doug Christie was wildly and hugely supportive of his wife in a way that made it known to all, in a way that was super public, that his wife was in charge of their relationship and that she was the one and his love was something that buoyed her.

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