Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)

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Dan Le Batard 3:37
We had at one point some sleepy imaging of us talking about Jokic and the way he's dominating basketball with unprecedented numbers that make you bored. Because his teammates aren't good enough, even though he's won a championship with them, and he is playing a form of basketball, I think it can be said, without it being shocking or controversial, is the greatest offensive basketball that has ever been played by anybody, ever. Now, we can argue about defensive metrics and whatever it is that you want to say about Michael Jordan, but the sport of basketball cannot be played better offensively than the way Jokic is playing it. He's the best we've ever seen. We're watching it as it happens. We can have whatever it is our mythologies are about Michael Jordan, but numerically, empirically, rebounds, assists...
Dan Le Batard 4:28
Field goal percentages from three. Offensive efficiencies. There's never been anything like it.
Stugotz 4:33
How about rings plus minus? Throw Michael's rings in a box. Throw Jokic's rings in a box. Michael has six. He has one plus five. How about that?

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