Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
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What is the significance of the Arizona song?
I know what all you want to say, but I think you'd attend my funeral if I died in LA. And I wonder if there is a place where nobody would show up for me when I pass away. I'm having dying dreams. Car crash in Tennessee. Or Santa Monica. My last breath in Raleigh. Need J. Cole to show up. And Klay Thompson's daddy. Michael Jordan for sure. And Shaq and Charles Barkley. Oh, what if I die? In a Cleveland sports bar. Or a Boston hot tub. Or Tampa Island.
make sure I'm done not in Maine or Mobile because I belong dying in Arizona everyone will be there for me Arizona I'm gonna make sure that I'm back from West Hollywood I'm gonna make sure
Jeremy is getting a lot of praise for that song. Amin is taking a lot of heat for saying that a lot of celebrities would attend his funeral depending on what city he died in and where he was buried.
Yeah, I mean, I have strict instructions for my family to bury me as close to where I die as possible. I don't want people traveling a body across the country. It doesn't really matter where I'm buried. But hopefully it happens in Arizona because I think we'll get a good turnout.
God, Friday was a good show. That was fun. We don't have to criticize that one like we had to do yesterday's show. But I really, like, guys, I'm not going to lie to you. I walked in today with a much bigger head than I've ever had walking in here. And that's saying something because I know that I can be conceited. I have never in my life received the sheer volume of praise from strangers on the Internet as I have over the last week for the day journalism died and the Arizona song.
The day. Journalism. I have never heard the sentence on our show before, I know I can be conceited.
From Jeremy, in particular.
Well, but I've just never heard, I mean, Mike embodies that.
If Mike said it, I'd be like, mm-hmm.
But I know I can be conceited is not something I've ever heard from anyone on this show. You have Mike having the self-awareness to think that he... Oh, he knows he's smug. Oh my God, yes.
Yes. But he never admitted.
The number of times that I, allegedly his boss, say something to him and he responds with, you sound like my wife. Yes.
Yes. Woman. It's been incredible, though, guys. I mean, I feel like, honestly, I'm a little bit nervous. No, because I'll tell you. I'm now worried about the next time that I show up with a parody song because this sort of feels like, you know when an artist works for years and years and years at their craft? You should retire. And they ultimately finally release the album that gets the praise.
I agree with Billy. Go out on top.
I might.
Look, the praise that they were looking for.
I could do the Billy Joel thing. I could just say I've got enough songs in my heart that I've put out there and it's over and I can quit on top. But I want to persevere and I want to know what it feels like to follow up the hit album with another hit. But now, I'm not going to lie to you guys, I'm nervous about it. And I feel like it has to be a really artistic endeavor. So it might be a minute before I come back with what I'm hoping will be my magnum.
You're acting like this is a debut album. It's like your 17th album.
That's what it takes, man. REM, it took years and years and years and years for REM, and then one night they become an overnight success. And they say it takes 10 years to become an overnight success.
You're just like REM.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the introduction to this episode?
0:01–1:10
2
What is the significance of the Arizona song?
1:10–5:09
3
Why is Jim Boeheim's commentary controversial?
5:09–15:17
4
How does Rich Rodriguez's TikTok ban affect his players?
15:17–21:45
5
What are the benefits of Chime's Credit Builder Card?
21:45–26:31
6
How can NetSuite by Oracle help businesses?
26:31–38:34
Speakers
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