Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
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Mike, Roy, we've been doing this show a long time with the Cody family and I don't know if you guys have noticed all of the ways that Chris is becoming his father. There are many. I previously thought... dass Billy Gill der Dynastie-Champion für alle Zeiten war, der auf unserem Show war und den Joke machte, den die wenigsten Leute bekommen würden. Chris Cody, der den Namen seines Bruders, der Fantasy League-Team, Michael's Chickens, Him doing that and making his dad howl and no one else in the room except me understand. Because I happen to know, but give me the names of all of the teams. Give me all of the names of all of the teams. You guys confounded with a joke just for each other. Everyone else who has known you for 20 years.
I thought he would keep going with it. That was me trying to keep the ship going there. I'll just throw him something and he'll run with that.
That is you not knowing your father's self-involvement very well. That is you not producing your narcissist father's show very well.
Well, the segment ended with you saying Mike's chicken. Okay. Oh, it was you laughing at that.
That's how it ended. With a joke. So we're ending a joke that is actively alienating everyone in our audience. The closing joke is just you and your son laughing about something and I couldn't even stay in character because Billy would have appreciated it.
Yeti got it too. People know about the PFPI teams. What are the names of the teams?
Christy's Ferraris, everybody knows. Name the teams. What are the teams?
Okay, Dick's Rough Riders.
The champs this year, right? Yes, thank you. Uncle Dick, huh? Mom's Maniacs. Christy's Ferraris. Are you looking at a list? Do you not know this off the top of your head? I'm thinking. Christy's Ferraris. Mike's Chickens. Chris's Critters. Tati's Llamas. She just likes llamas. Of course. Most people go with the same letter. And of course the legendary Greg's Lobos. Thank you.
We're just gonna let Dick's Rough Riders go.
I mean, what do you mean?
What does that mean?
Okay, ich glaube, dass wir das sind. Es ist faszinierend, wie gut er jedes Jahr macht. Er wählt nur Favoriten.
Das ist faszinierend.
Dann warum hat er jedes Jahr gewonnen? Ich will zu anderen Dingen kommen, aber ich will auch, dass du es wieder machst, Greg. Ich habe dir nicht gesagt, dass ich das machen will. Would you do me the favor? I don't know if I'm going to be able to execute this correctly. But would you please do me the favor of getting up, coming and sitting down in the chair? And as you sit down in the chair, do the same thing you just did privately that you said as you sat down with the sound that you sat down with. Can you do all of that again? Just sit down in the chair. I know this is dangerous. What did I say? What you always say when what you all... You make a sound, just like you go brad when you burp.
Yeah, it sounds like brad, some say. I'm not actually saying brad.
No, but you said, when you sit down, you sat down, if he doesn't know what it is, you say asswipe as a groaning sound as you sit down and you don't even know that you do it. You don't even remember. Do for me what it is that you just did. It just showed me what sits in that seat next to me every day.
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