Hour 1: "Sex and the Animals" Returns (feat. Ron Magill)

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How does the show incorporate humor into discussions?

Dan Le Batard 1:27
Amin El-Hassan hat geschrieben und er ist verrückt. Er schreibt, Amin El-Hassan von Oddball, diese LeBron-Konversation ist wild unverantwortlich. Und dann schießt er mich mit dem Hammer. Shame on you. Oh, damn. He took shame and he threw it on me. Wow. I am now draped in shame because Amin says that I'm wildly irresponsible for simply saying, when faced with something unprecedented, do you ever ask any questions? Because I'm not accusing anybody of anything. I want to make that clear. You haven't talked to anybody. But if you had to guess and be right... If you had to guess and be right, if it was a game show, you gotta be on a game show.
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You have to put $10,000 on it either way. Which way are you doing it? Wildly irresponsible.
Another Co-host 2:15
I'm on Team El Hassan here. But if you had to put $10,000 on it, which way are you putting it? Greg, he did stop being a journalist recently.
Dan Le Batard 2:23
Das ist auch wahr. Du hast recht. Ich habe niemanden von etwas verurteilt. Es wird kein Clip geben, in dem ich jemanden von etwas verurteile.
Another Co-host 2:34
Du hast eine Plattform zu einem Verurteilten gegeben, und du hast mitgekommen.
Dan Le Batard 2:37
Ich habe eine Plattform gegeben? Du sprichst von Chael Sonnen. Ich habe eine Plattform zu einem Verurteilten gegeben?
Another Co-host 2:43
Das ist dein Magnum Opus, wenn es um Shitstirring geht.
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Amin will join us tomorrow, by the way. Okay, great. In studio.
Another Co-host 2:51
Alright, excellent.
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He wasn't gonna, but we're calling him in.
Another Co-host 2:53
You're doing this in March. People are gonna seize on this. Yeah. You know what you're doing. Season what? You're doing this in March. Not telling you how to think. He's just asking.
Dan Le Batard 3:03
I haven't made any accusations. There will be no shame placed on me, no matter what Amin is doing with his surplus of shames that he dishes out.
Another Co-host 3:10
Look at you. Look at me in my eyes telling me you don't know what you're doing.
Dan Le Batard 3:14
I mean, come on. What am I doing? I played sound from Chael Sonnen saying what Chael Sonnen said. You can make up your own mind on what you think. But it's not news.
Another Co-host 3:23
How long ago did Chael Sonnen... Was that pre-pandemic? Yeah. They might have been after because Andrew Schultz was in the frame, but I know he did this pre-pandemic too.
Guest 1 3:31
What's your deal with LeBron? Yesterday you had taken out his family. Today you're accusing him of PEDs. What's going on here?
Dan Le Batard 3:36
I did neither of those things. Today is the fifth anniversary of COVID being declared a national emergency. So is today the day that Rudy Gobert started touching all the microphones?
Another Co-host 3:49
That happened on Saturday. Which was also the five-year anniversary of Donald Trump saying there are 15 cases, it's got to get down to zero real quick.
Dan Le Batard 3:56
I want to show the audience what shame should be on the audience by going to this Boost Mobile line again. The telephone number is 305-486-GOTS. I'm very disappointed over the course of us farming out the... Hey, ich bin Pauly aus Madison, Wisconsin. Und es ist mir passiert, dass Sean Penn endlich alt genug ist, um einen Penn-Sean zu sammeln. Was geht, Leute? Juwar, ich bin aus Virginia.

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