Hour 1: Smells Different At The Fronton
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
How does Dentek address nighttime teeth grinding?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What are the ultimate fantasy football punishments revealed?
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.
Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The fear of Udonis Haslam as enforcer for our bucket has evidently worked. I'm in negotiations with Udonis Haslam to become the bucket enforcer. We're going to go to the bucket here in this hour. Roy is paying his penalty of being an old timey baseball player. Zaz is paying his penalty of doing the entire show in a bed.
What's UD going to do, honestly? Like if one of you guys decide, not that I would do it, but if one of you guys decided, you know what, I'm not going to pay this off. What's he going to do? He'll be in.
He's going to hit someone? Well, you can ask him. When he comes in, you can ask him. Hopefully he trades us Go Cherry.
I don't think he's going to come in. I'm just going to say he hasn't shown his face around here once yet. I don't think he's coming in.
You're going to hit me, you D? Yeah. Is that what you're going to do? You're going to hit me?
We've got laws here, brother. He's not going to hit me. Tony's already suing the company. He can't make me.
Oh, boy.
I might hop on and make this a class action. You know what I mean?
You're not going to hit me. Billy, tear your quad and we can join.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
0:00–0:45
2
How does Dentek address nighttime teeth grinding?
0:45–0:55
3
What are the ultimate fantasy football punishments revealed?
0:55–7:25
4
What is the significance of Udonis Haslem in this episode?
7:25–29:32
5
How does Tua Tagovailoa manage concussion prevention?
29:32–31:19
6
What humorous insights are shared about hydration and diet?
31:19–47:45
Speakers
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